Thursday, March 20, 2008

stranded!?

oh, darn it, stuck on an island with only three items, some technology, a couple of my friends, and a next to no chance of rescue! honestly, i would care a little because i kind of would like to meet some new people and not have running water or electricity. also, i would kind of hate to have my great great grand kids turn out as in bred freaks. the three things i would bring would be a plastic ducky, a frankfurter, and a computer. the plastic ducky so the technology of plastic would remain (and for companionship), the frankfurter to eat, and the computer so i could still use it and remake it and sell them to the natives. I would bring along chuck Norris, will Ferrell, Stephen Colbert, captain jack, a girl, Bo cardish, and Matt McFadden. chuck Norris for defense against all natives, will Ferrell for humor, stephen colbert to host him, captain jack to help me take over other islands, Bo cardish cause he is just awesome, and Matt for extra food, and the girl to continue our inhabitance of the island. for technology, i would bring computer, plastic, rubber, and radio waves. this would change me because i would have some fun and do stuff that i never did before, i would also learn how to be the emperor of an archipelago.
that's it.


-----Zack

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