Learning~

Continued~

I learn best in many different ways. I see that I am leaning toward the visual side. I guess this is true because when I see something I can understand it better. I think it is weird learning all about yourself.People usually never think about learning or finding out how they learn they us usually find out how other people learn and act. I think that it is good that people are finding out how they learn because now they can strive to learn in new ways and get better at them so that they can understand things better in the future.

~chelsea m.

News story
One thing that has caught my eye in the news is that there are so many different canidates runninng for president with different ideas of how to run America. With so many people running it is very hard to choose which one will stand up for the same belifes I have for how the country should be. Many people in my class want to have one specific canidate to win, I won't mention his/hername so there is not an mob of angry people after me, that I don't want to win. I can't wait to see how this election turns out.

~chelsea m.

super power

If I could have any super power it would be to fly i guess. i think it would be fun to fly because you wouldnt have to walk everywhere, or walk in snow during the winter. and you wouldnt have to worry about ruining your shoes in the rain or snow. I would use my power to help other people if they wanted help, and i wouldnt hide my power from anyone. I definatly wouldnt use my power for bad even though i dont see how you could use flying in a bad way.

Superpowerssssssssssssssssssssssss

If I had a super power it would definitely be to morph into any object! If I had the ability to do that I could have super strength, the ability to fly, swim, run fast, I could turn into a car, a helicopter, a turtle, or anything! I would use my powers for umm.. anything I wanted to I guess but lets just say some person just got robbed and I saw it. :D

My name is... I dont know! Ill pick one later.

It was a Friday afternoon and I was walking along the street and I hear "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" or something and I see a man running out of the house and money flying out of his pockets. I decide to go and stop him, I morph into a car and at an excess of 10mph. I hit him and he flies up in there but lands on his feet and starts running away. I'm like "aww" and so I turn into a cowboy with a rope and I lasso him and he falls. I shout "Give me what you stole or Ill get it myself" I went and got it myself. I would keep it and not give it back to the person who got robbed :D. (Hey... they have insurance.) I would be both a bad guy and a good guy. :D

Superpowers you say?

I don't want to have superpowers. But since this is required. I guess I would want to have the ability to read minds. I'd think that would be pretty chill. I could turn it on and off whenever I wanted. I think that's the only superpower I'd like. It's kinda made for me. Since I like to know what people are thinking when they do something stupid. Or what someone thinks of me when the first met me. Hmmm, what would my supername be for my superself?
Mmm, it would probably be something cliche like Nina the Mind Reader! Haha, it's really too bad I'm not more creative than that.
As for a small story. Here it goes.
It's the day before my wedding.
And I have never met my husband's parents.
During the rehersal dinner, we finally meet. Their faces look seemed unnerved and concerned.
As the night goes on, his parent's seem to dislike me.
I simply use my magnificent mind reading ability and find out what it is that is upsetting them.
I soon find out that the probelm is that I have a stain on my shirt.
I change and BAM problem solved.
Now, Mrs.G. I know I could have done better but, I'm having a bit of an off day and my creative jucies aren't flowing quite right. I appologize if this is pretty crappy.

My Super power

What my super power would be to be super fast and strong. My name would be Countdarknarkwin. Why i would want my super power is i could get to places super fast and if i was strong i could do cool thinks like throw cars and things. How i would use then would be
to use then to save people.

My Superpower

If i could have anysuperpower it would be to teleport. Not put your fingers to your temples and say the magic words but the Nightcrawler idea. This means in an instant I could teleport to any point in a puff of smoke. Some people might think that the puff of smoke is unessescary but it allows you to make people think your in one spot when your really in another. Also if you did it alot in one area you could create a sort of smoke screen. The ability to teleport could be used for bad things and good, but mostly good. I would probably join the military in the event that i was given this amazing ability. I know alot of people would say that they would join the army or put their powers to good use but I think that I also might try and put them to uses of personal gain. If I could do this stuff I'm thinkin that my main career choice would be mercanary. I know that that sounds kind of corny but I wouldn't choose any side to be on and I would do whatever paid most. I think that my name would be Notrace because wherever I went there would be no trace I was there. This is because technically my feet never have to touch the ground.

MY AMAZING SUPERPOWER!!!!!!

Lets see, if I could have any superpower I think that I would want to be able to control minds as well as reading minds. this would help me SO much because I will be able to control my teachers minds as well as read them. Around the house I would definitely use them because I could get my brother and my parents to do my chores. I would totally abuse my power and wouldn't help people at all. My power would help me do alot and hear alot because being able to read peoples minds I would be able to hear what they are saying about me while I'm talking to them.

MY STORY!!!

Once upon a time there lived a extraordinary girl with amazing powers, She didn't discover these powers until she turned 10. On her 10Th birthday she realized she could read and control peoples minds. She loved this because she could control her brother and she made him do all of her chores and other stuff that she could use to her amusement. She continued to use her powers on everyone she talked to. A few years later she was a freshman in high school and she had mastered her powers so on the first day she was talking to someone and reading there mind as usual. This time was different because what she found out was shocking!!! She was talking to her best friends boyfriend and she found out that he was cheating on her so she went and told her friend that her boyfriend was cheating on her and the friend didn't believe her and got really mad at her for making this up. So the next day the friend comes in crying and she said that she saw her boyfriend kissing another girl. The girl with superpowers said that she told her so and that the Friend should listen to her . From that point on no one doubted the girl ever again.

The Great SuperTeen ... Who can ONLY fly

hhhhmmmm...... if i had a superpower it would be to fly. i would want to fly becasue then i wouldnt have to wait for a ride or get a ride, also i wouldnt need a lisence to fly so i could go where ever i wanted to go.
i wouldnt help people because i just want to go places without any hassle. i would probally abuse my power more then help people. i dont think i would be a bad guy but i would abuse my powers on myself.


this is my story about my super power......


One day i was walking into Miller`s on a stormy day just minding my own buisness when all the sudden a light bult hit me. As i fell to the ground i had this strange feeling come over me and then i blacked out. I can`t really tell you much after that because i was lying in Miller`s parking lot, looking like a dead body. Well some old lady had the decency of finding her old cell phone and calling 911...of course thats what the doctor had told me after i woke up from my beauty sleep or as people would like to call it passing out. The doctor told me that i should be thankful that i only had a bult of lightning strike me and that i wasnt dead, but i sure felt dead i coukd bearly talk thats how strange it was. When i was released from the hospital a few days later i got these terrible pains all over and my body started to feel like air, i had started freaking out like any other 15 year old girl who doesn`t have a clue whats going on. For some odly weird reason i started to put my arms above my head and think to myself i am as light as a cloud, i can soar with the birds, i can fly. Then all the sudden i felt this rush go through my body and the next thing i knew i was up up and awayyyy..... i couldnt believe what was happening, i was really flying but how and why me? as i was flying i was pondering to myself that i must have gotten a bad case of the bad brain. The case of the bad brain is when you think something is happening when it isnt and your really lying on your bed sleeping, like a dream but even more real. But for some reason this deffinatley did NOT feel like the case of the bad brains. After my quick fly around Averill Park i had gone home to discove my powers a little more. I was right i hadnt been dreaming and i hadnt been having a case of the bad brains. I knew i had this power so i had to work with it as most as i could.

If I, Jon Cretaro, had super powers

If i had super powers i would have Pyrokinesis, that super power is the power to control fire. If had this power i would save peolple and incinerate the bad guys or the good guys if i don't like them. My Super Powerfully amazingling awsome name would be Mr. Hottmanguy. Here is my super story.

One day as i was playing with fire, i decidedd that i wanted to through in some highly flammable radioactive liquid into my fire. So with my pyro instinks i through it in and i made a huge explsion. The trees around me just got incinerated but i was perfectly fine. So i left ther like nothing had happend, but of course i wanted to know why i wasn't dead or had any burn marks. I just didn't think of it and went on with my day.

When i woke up the next moring my body was buring on the inside, it was so painfull. Fininaly i aimed my hands towards my window and yelled and flames flew out of my arms, i was like oh my gosh! Then i reliazed that the radioactive material has changed me into a super hott human being. So i stated to practice my flameing skills and turns out i could use the flames to make me fly. So i moved to New York City and beat up spider man and started to protect that city. I met up with the green goblin and i incinerated him and shot out a awsome hero laugh "ha ha ha ha haha."

If I were to have any super power it would be super strength. I would want to have super strength because having the power is just plain cool. If I had super strength I could lift anything up, as well as move things like buildings without breaking a sweat. I would also be able to be a one man army, and take out the enemies of the U.S. (cough cough... terrorists in the Middle East).If I had super strenght, I would obviously be invincible. I would be sooooooo jacked that the bullets would just bounce off of me, especially off of my bulging 8 pack. My ride would be way nicer than Batman's. This thing would be built like a tank, but run like a horse. This puppy would go from 0 to 60 in like 1/2 a second. It would have the feel of a Bentley, you know for the ladies and all, but the weaponry of a small army. The best part of being a superhero would be the uniform. No costume, it's a uniform. This unifrom would be gold, one piece, a one piece designed of super tight silk, with my name on the front of "JACKED UP". Yeah that's right "JACKED UP". So that way when I take down the criminal, or terrorist, I could say "YOU GOT 'JACKED UP'". For my boots I would have your standard timberlands, but with a velvet touch along the outside, and laces.I think that if I was a superhero, he would pretty much be "The Man".

My... Superpower?

Hmm... Well, like Sarah G. said, this isn't really something people really think about. (Well, some people do, and some actually take it... seriously.) BUT ANYWAY... I suppose I would want the ability to read peoples minds at will, (NOT TAKEN FROM SARAH, SHE STOLE IT FROM ME!!!) I hate it when people don't tell you something, but you know that they are thinking it. I thinkI would also like to fly. Sometimes it's good to get away for awhile and go where nobody else can get to you, (accept those other lunitics that chose to fly also, :-]). Another thing that I would want to be able to do is to disappear from one place and instantly re-appear in another place. (I know, a bit like HP, but still it would be cool.) Then I would be able to go places without having to waste gas or ask my mom, (she'd never find me, MWAHAHAHAHAHA...)
I know what else now, (had to think for a second) that I would want to be able to do. I would want to be able to, at the touch of a hand, cure disease. My daddy has Multiple Sclerosis(spelling, I know.) OK, I have to go to lunch, I will finish later, I promise. :-))))))))))p

The Hoopster; The Man with a Thousand Hoops!

If I were to be a respectable super hero, unlike Superman (*winks*), I would definatly be The Hoopster; The Man with a Thousand Hoops! I would have a Hoopmobile!!! But really. All the hoops I have would be super compactable so I could carry many at once. I would be able to put other elements into the hoops, like fire, ice, and lemonwater. Naturally being the good natured guy I am, I would be a Hero! But that doesnt mean I spend all my time on other people. I would use my small hoops to hurt and distract my enemies, and then use larger hoops to trap and constrain them. Then the police could handel it. I would drive my super fast Hoop mobile to get from place to place as fast as a speeding hulahoop! Maybe I would even run people over.

~The Magnificant Adventures of The Hoopster!!~

One day, the Hoopster was riding around in the Hoopmobile in his hometown of Hoopenburg. If you don't know where that is, it is on the outskirts of Bavaria. It has a population of 600 people, half of which *happen* to be supervillians. The other three hundred are all janitors.
As the Hoopster was reminising about Sally Sue and the Hula Hoop Contest, he suddenly saw Superman coming out of the corner of his eye. The Hoopster decided to stop loligagging and take Superman head on. He alone knew the truth about Superman. He was once a good hero, but was corrupted by money, women, movie contracts, pencils with his name enscribed on them, and brightly colored spandex.
Moving on, the Hoopster leaped into action. The man of steel came hurdeling at him. The Hoopster dived to the right just in time. He began to take out as many hoops as he could and began throwing them. Fire, ice, pudding and paper hoops were no match for Supermans heatvision, so the Hoopster needed a new tactic.
He found a good hiding place, and called smokey the bear on his hoop shaped cell phone. He ordered the bear to get him as many kryptonite hoops as possible. Sure enough, Smokey arrived just in time, as Supermans heatvision was burning down the Bavarian forest. Smokey threw the rings at the Hoopster, yelled at Superman to not play with heatvision, and was disintigrated.
Out of a fit of rage, the Hoopster emerged, and galloped toward the arsenist. The Hoopster propelled these hoops at Superman until he was imobile, and powerless. And thus, Superman. Was. Defeated.
The janitors (that the Hoopster did not know were watching) erupted with applause. The Hoopster was not happy. He took the loss of Smokey hard, went on a three week drinking binge, and died of an overdose of sleeping pills. Our hero, is finally at peace.

My super powers along with a mad chill story :]

I've never really thought about this before. Well, I guess I have but never actually had to think about it. I guess I would want to be invisible and NOT to do perverted things like Morgan S (because I'm not a teenage boy. Remember that!). I guess I would also want to have the ability to read people's minds and to talk to the dead. Not like a creepy thing or something like MY ZOMBIES ARE GOING TO KILL YOU or anything. But like, to say goodbye or have closure or just talk to my friends and family members that I can't talk to anymore (R.I.P: Kyle Fish, Tyler Johnston, Jenny French, my grandma and grandpa...s).

I would want to be invisible so I can leave school and home. Because, really, how many times have we teenagers wanted to leave our homes when our parents say we can't? Or school. Sure, there are cameras but go into the bathroom, turn invisible, and then leave. It's not technically skipping if they don't know about it. (Shush, Ms. Gaboury!) :]] Also, how cool would it be to be able to chill with your favorite band and mess with the people you hate? I mean, I guess those are sort of selfish reasons but what if you touch someone while you're turning invisible. Then they can be invisible too. No more selfish Sarah!

I would want to read people's minds because then no one would be able to lie and get away with it. How many times have you asked someone to promise not to lie and then they lie anyway? Everyone has a friend like that, I know I do. So then you could catch them in the act, or just so you can mess with them.

My mad chill (and pretty ridiculous) story about how I can save someone using my super powers.

I was sitting at home when one of my friends calls me up and says that some creepy guy keeps stalking her and has finally decided to "stop". I ask her what his name is and she says... (sorry Matt, but you would be a pretty good stalker) "Wehttam Neddafcm." So after thinking, hm, Wehttam is a pretty weird name, I think hm, maybe I should find this creepy guy and make him tell the gosh darn truth! (obv, this is also the "clean" version of my story... heh heh heh)

Then! Suddenly, I remember I AM GROUNDED. Well, what your parents know won't hurt them, right? (SHUSH, MRS. GABOURY!) So I turn invisible and throw on my ski mask so I can scare him into talking, since Wehttam sounds like a scardy-cat kind of a name.

After looking up his address in the phone book--you would be surprised how many Wehttam Neddafcms live in the area--I walk to his house and... well, break and enter. He hears the door slam and yells, "WHO'S THERE?" so I turn un-invisible and slip on my ski mask.

He walks into the hall and is only about a year and a half older than my friend and I. "What are you, like, sixteen?" I ask.

"Who are you?" He asks and reaches for something to hit me with.

"A... friend." I say, developing a creepy persona.

"What do you want... friend?"

"I want you to talk."

"Alright... friend."

"STOP DOING THAT!"

"Sorry. So what's the deal?"

So I tell him about how I know a girl who's being stalker and in his mind he's flipping and screaming, "DOES THIS 'FRIEND' KNOW? WHO IS HE/SHE? WHAT IS GOING ON?" and I ask, "Will you leave her alone?"

"No." his mind says. Outloud, he says, "Yes. I told her I would."

"YOU CREEPY SEVENTEEN AND A HALF YEAR OLD!" I yell and then turn invisible and throw an umbrella at his face.

All in all, it was a good day. My parents didn't find out, my friend got a restraining order against her creepy stalker, and I got to throw an umbrella at someone... Niiice.

Love always,

Sarah G. :]

Superpowers

If I could have any superpower I would like to have time travel. But I would use the powers for good. Sometimes I do things and then after i wish I didn't do it. But if i could travel back in time I could fix the things I did wrong. Then I could help other people by if they did something wrong like oversleep and miss a huge test like a end of the year one that you can't miss they can travel back and study harder, go to bed earlier, then set the alarm and get up on time for the test. Then also if someones house caught on fire I could travel back in time and warn them and they could pack thier things that they would need and try to prevent the fire. My name could be The Brittinater. My enemy could be another time travel that can travel back the same time as me and try to stop me from changing the future.

One day when I was walking in my undercover outfit, I saw my enemy supicously walking behind me. I was thinking that something bad is going to happen today so I was looking around everywhere and that was when I saw a house on fire. I ran home to go travel back to yesterday. So, then once I did I went to their house and I saw my enemy there. He must be trying to ruin my plan to save their house. I knocked on the door and they answered I told them how there house will burn down and to try and stop it but my enemy told them I was lying. So, I brought the family with me to the future to show them and then when they believed we traveled back to the past and we turned off the stove to prevent the house from catching on fire.

Meliemind supergirl

well if i were able to have any special super power it would be able to use my mind and do crazy awesome things. I would be able to make portals to travel where-ever i want to go in an instant. I would also be able to use my mind to flyyyy! That would be super super awesome because i could my portals to travel to where danger is A.S.A.P. Then once at the dangerous place i could fly up into tall buildings and save people from my evil arch enemy Madiliar Wordummy. Also using my mind i could become invisible to trick Madiliar in order to save the people of the world. I would help the world with these incredeble things i can do with my mind in order to keep order and peace all around. But this would also be fun because i could sneak up on people when I'm invisible and fly around and get a super tan. i could also visit my old friends and my family downstate by creating a portal. Ever since i moved here i always wished that there was a way to visit my friends in less then a 3 hour drive. It would be fun, quick and easy. I would deffinately not use my mind to read otheres minds or to see into the future because there are some things i just do not want to know. By the way my name would be Meliemind supergirl!!!


My story:
Far far away there lived a not so average girl Meliemind supergirl. SHe wasn't average because she WAS AWESOME. One day Meliemind heard screaming from a large tall building so she flew and found a long hallway full of many doors. SO Meliemind searched opening and closnig the doors looking for the inocent person ion trouble. She hears the frightful screaming and opend a door and finds Madiliar sitting on the toilet having a large bowell movement. Because of her constipation her stool would not come out and she was angry at her gluteous maximus and was yelling at it. so meliemind thought "oh gosh" and closed the door . Melliemind finally found the innocent girl and saved her toy which was stuck in a small space. She saved the day and also bought madiliar some stoulsoffener.The end!


-melissa hahahahah i love madiii!

SUPER SENEY

Okay, well, let's see. If I were to have a superhero, I would have two powers. One would be to camoufalge with anything. If there's different backgrounds throughout my body, each section of my body camouflages with that specific background. That way, the only way to spot me would be if I moved. My second superpower would be to have x-ray vision. I would be able to see through anything. I would definitely help people who are in trouble. With super duper camouflage, I'm almost invisible, so therefore, no bad guys would be able to spot me while standing still. With my x-ray vision I could determine many unknown things. I would call myself SUPER SENEY!!

Here's the story. One peaceful day in Averill Park, there was this one person who planned this evil scheme. This person was HOLLY. She planned to steal all the cookies in the cafeteria. Her plan was to pretend to leave the cafeteria late, but what she really did was sneek into the back of the kitchen in a corner. Only those who were extremely perceptive would be able to spot her. All the lunch ladies left quickly, eager to get home. I had heard some rumors going around, but the majority thought it impossible for Holly to be so cruel. I knew Holly from elementary school, and knew how she could be sometimes. So, with the curiosity I contained, I snuck into the kitchen using my camouflaging powers. When someone came strolling along, I stopped suddenly so they couldn't see movement. I looked in all the nook and cranies, except for one place. I quietly walk towards the corner, anticipating Holly being there, but what I see is not expected.... to be continued...

Telegirl!!!

If I had super powers I would choose to have telekinesis. If any of you have ever seen the movie "Matilda" she has telekinesis. I love the scene where she figures out her powers and she is making her breakfast with her mind. I would love to be able to sit down and use my mind to make pancakes and pour my cereal and milk. If I had this power I would definatly use it for my own personal amusment. But I would also try to help others. You could help people fight crime because you could pick up things with your mind and throw it at someone and the bad guy would have no clue who was doing it!!! If I were a superpower my name would be Telegirl!!
My Story
One day in a big city the sun was shining and everyone was happy! Then all of a sudden a giant evil robot came into the city and started to destroy buildings. The police and all the super heros around tried to stop the evil robot but he was to strong and they were all about to give up...but then in came Telegirl!!! She levetated her self into the sky and levetated the biggest bolders she could find and started to smash them onto the robots head. Slowly the robot started to back down and Telegirl broke down the robot and once again she saved the day!!!!

The Charge

It is a calm and ordinary day in Pleasanttown. The sky is a calm cerulean blue; the air is crisp with that ever-present autumnal scent; it is warm for November. Old Miz Hubbard, the kindly old lady down the street, is taking her cats out for a walk. She crosses the street, her tiny feet shuffling. Over the cement sidewalk, down the curb, over the smooth asphalt of Main Street. She does not see the tiny, insignificant pebble of hematite in her determined path until it is too late.

To be continued...

I would be a rather versatile superhero. Talented in the arts of telepathy and minor telekinesis, my strong points would be changing and using to my advantage the magnetism and polarities of my body and other things, and being able to walk in platform high heeled shoes. (In fact, in Episode 839, I so nearly met my demise because my arch-nemesis followed my trail of high heel-induced holes in the sand I had run through -- but that's another story.) I would have these superheroes because being able to fly is so cliche, and my ability to walk in said shoes would intimindate female opponents. As for the magnetism power -- since flying would not be in my repertoire, if I had the sudden need to be on a ceiling, I could simply make myself magentically attracted to the ceiling (as long as the ceiling was metal) and rise up to the ceiling, where I could stay until I changed my polarity so that I could stick to some other magnetic object. Likewise, I could also change metal objects to be attracted to other metal objects they would normally not be attracted to.

Back to the action

Miz Hubbard, distracted by the contented mewings of her many cats and the beauty of the whimsical scene around her, does not see the shard of raw and, incidentally, magnetically charged hematite until her loafer-clad shoe is lodged below its edge. "Ooop," she cries softly, as she is caught off-balance and she plummets towards the unforgiving black of the asphalt. Her feeble hands fly out, instinctually blocking her face from the rough of plane of the road, drawing ever-closer, inches away, so close and this is going to hurt and she braces herself and POW

The Charge is sailing on the breeze, on it but not with it, not even on it in truth, merely gliding through it as the entire core and essence of her being is focused on the wrought-iron mailbox on Main Street. The leaf of the oak tree she was hiding in detachs from her hair as every molecule of the Charge is focused on the attraction of the mailbox to her newly-polarized body, the shard of raw hematite that she sent flying in front of the woman's foot. She strains it to the texture of Main Street, scrutinizing the expression of the old woman who is falling to the road, seeing nothing but pavement. The Charge hits the mailbox like an aluminum bat hitting a ping-pong ball, if the ping-pong ball were magnetic, at the same time that the woman's hands hit the pavement. The creak of mailbox number 42 is drowned by the terrible crash on metal on metal, the Charge (steel, as she decided while still sitting in the tree) against the iron (fortunately for her, makes the polarity conversion so much simpler) of number 42. The mailbox shudders but welcomes the Charge, its rightful magnetic partner. Locked in her perch on the mailbox, still unseen by the woman, the Charge observes --her eyes grow wide with shock and wise with the sudden knowledge as

Miz Hubbard blinks confusedly at her sudden acquaintance with Main Street. Her carbon-black eagle eyes dart sharply underneath wisps of gray hair and she sees that rock

The Charge observes Carbon Fourteen's face snap up. With a snap decision and an exertion of her powers, the hematite's magnetic field rotates and strikes Carbon Fourteen full in the face. Rather than falling back to earth the mineral sticks to her face, regardless of Carbon frantically clawing at it and, still attached to her face, slides slowly down to earth.

Blast it all and what's more blast that rock, Miz Hubbard's mind screeches. Her cats have vanished. Howling with rage, she is upright in a second, and rips the rock from her cheek. "Charge--"

The Charge's eyes are wide with revulsion, but thankfully her magnetically-oriented subconscious has already sent her sailing towards the sharp, geometric, black planes that are Carbon Fourteen's face, set almost comically above Miz Hubbard's body (Miz Hubbard's face lying plastic, a mask, on Main Street). Her leg strikes Carbon Fourteen with a high keening -- metal on mineral.

And as the Charge can reforge her body with a will and Carbon Fourteen, her nemesis, and been deteriorating into a useless radioactive mess since their first battle, all it takes is the strike of a red platform high heeled shoe to bring down the carbon-black rock that once stood in the way of The Charge.

The End! :)

Lemur Man

If i would could have a superpower, i would have the abiltiy to control lemurs. Think of it, i could command them to overwhelm any enemy with their leaping prowess. No one could stop me! And when the emeies powers are just too strong, i could call my lemurs to me and form a living suit of lemurs. Ha ha ha! Madagascarwould also be my home base, since its covered in dense jungle and filled with the 1337 LEMURS OF DOOM! Ha ha ha! Contrary to the rest of the League of Idiots, i am quite evil, though my lemurs know CPR, helping Sarah from certain doom. Of course, i create the League of Evil Lemurs which James joins.


My story is one of hate and deceit. From the far reaches of Madagascar, i was born among amongst the humans but left to die with a pack of ring-tailed lemurs. They decided to treat me as one of their own, and in turn i taught them many things. I now ahve utter control over all lemurs and lemur related products, using them for my advantage. I was also taken into the League of Idiots, whom are quite accurately named. I subsequently left, but not before saving one of my previous cohort's life. My lemur leaped out and gave CPR to her just before she died, thus letting her stay among the living. Since then, i have created the League of Evil Lemurs, which Margeret: The Cripple in Time or what he likes to be called: Hamster of the Time Wheel, has joined. He creates time holes, letting my Tom Clancy-clad lemur spies gain important knowledge on my enemies. HA HA HA! Together we are unstoppable.


Morosely,
Neil Myers

Electrigirl

If I could have superpowers I would want to be able to fly and have electric powers. When I say electic powers I mean that when I want to turn on a light I will, and when I wanted to turn the washing machine off I would. I could electicute some one in a single lift of my finger and when I wanted to make a fire I would simply make a few sparks (with my electic power) fall onto something famable like wood or gasonline, and volia a fire would start.

My story

There was the phone, two short rings and one long. That ment that it was the US super hero data base agency calling. That ment that dad would answer it. Like me my family all had different super powers. My dad was really strong and had limited healing abilities that he often used. So he was the one who would be the one to most likely go on the mission that the data base had. Suddenly the phone stoped ringing. I knew that dad had answered it in the den. I carefully pressed my ear agianst the door. I could only hear bits and peices of the conversation. But I knew that dad would be the only one to go on the mission and should return back home in a few days. Dad hung up the phone. He opened the door, but I was faster and flew up to the ceiling inches obove the door. It was good thing we had a high ceiling. Dad ran to the bedroom where he kept the secret compartment where his super suit was. We all had matching super suits that were orange and red. I went to find Molly(my sister) so we could stole away and go with dad. Molly's super powers were very unique. She could turn invisable and could track any one within our own solar system. "This is going to be exciting" said Molly as she tracked down dad to the next intersection. I was flying and caring molly at the sane time as she told me where to go. "GO LEFT " she screamed as I turned at a really fast speed. Soon we came to a point where molly said to stop. There in the middle of the road was a giant squid. Dad was despretaly trying to kill it. THis is easy I said as I electricuted it real fast. There done I said. Dad gave me a mean look and we went home.

~Chelsea Meissner

spandex girl... the league of idiots!!!!!!!

If i could have supperpowers i would deffinatly have the power to be elastic girl. This would be so sickk. I would be made out of a fireproof material and be able to stretch up to 5 miles long. i mean picture this... walking down the street going and u see someone robbing a store and being able to extend your arm out and grab the robbers gun and stollen glood and hand cuff him from a mile away.. that would be SWEETTT!! Heres yet another eposoide of " The League Of Idiots"!

neil - Lemur Man
Jimmy K - The Cripple in time
Me- Spandexgirl
Sarah - wink


It was a dark and stormy night of October 31 6666... the league of idiots are sitting around in a coffee shop... drinking coffee. While they were sitting there they saw a misterious man sneaking around the outside of Where Your Mom Holds Her Money Bank. he was about 5 foot 7 had brown hair and greenish eyes. then spandex girl says OMGNESS ITS THE FRECKLE BOY !!! they shoot up out of there seats and go to fight battle. The freakle boy is there arch nemmisis. He was about to steal money. The spandex girl first grabs the freckle boy and holds him in captivity. Next Leamer boy surrounds the boy in leamers. the leamers attack him perfusly attempting to eat him. The crinckle in time turn the boy 100 yers old so he has a heart attack and dies. then wink takes a blolder and smashes the body over and over cause she hated the boy more than anyone knows. the leage of idiots have done it again .. they saved the world from yet anothor bank robber crimlinal guy.



By -Rebecca Drischler<3333333333333333

SUPER SENEY

My Supercool Superpower

I guess if I could have any super power I wanted I would want to be able to imitate things that I see (yes, I ripped that off from Heroes). Whatever I saw on TV or just in real life I would be able to do it too. Like if I saw a martial arts move on TV I would be able to do martial arts. With this power I could basically have any power I wanted too, as long as I saw someone or something else doing it. I would definitely use my powers for good and not evil. I could help people in my town and in the world. But I would also probably use my powers for my own advantage (just entertaining myself or torturing my little sister). I wouldn't wear any special super suit though because I would need to be comfortable so I could do some of the more physical things. My super hero name would just be Stephanie because I have enough trouble remembering that name (I would never be able to remember 2 names at the same time).

OK so here's a story.

One day in the little town of Averill Park, Kit (AKA The Charge) was walking along, on her way to Stephanie's house. Stephanie was going to show Kit her super cool new ability to be able to do 87 back flips in a row. Kit was walking up Stephanie's driveway when all of a sudden out of no where comes a giant magnetic bear. Kit, being the Charge and being magnetic, got stuck to the bear and couldn't unmagnetize herself. Stephanie looked out her window and saw all this so decided to save Kit (because if she didn't she would have no one to show off her amazing back flips to). So Stephanie turned on her TV and watched her favorite movie ever (Pirates of the Caribbean). Many hours later she went outside with her sword (yes, she keeps a pirate sword on hand at all times) and fought the bear, being careful not to accidentally (or purposely) hit Kit. The bear, realizing that he could not win against the amazing powers of Stephanie, ran away, leaving Kit behind. Kit thanked Stephanie by pretending to be overly impressed with Stephanie's 87 back flips. The end.

superrpowerrs

If I were to have a superpower I would want to have the power of telekinesis. Telekinesis is the power to control things [like shutting doors] from far away. You might remember this from the movie Metilda. She practically broke the TV and such items just because she was mad. How awesome would that be? Someone bugging you? Pick up a boulder and drop it on them.My power would be used after winking. So if I wanted to do something all I have to do is wink. I do have one weakness though. My This is why my name is.....WINK!

And now the latest eposiode of everyone's favorite super hero league..The League of Idiots!

When we last left our heroes they were walking around like normal teenagers. They stopped in front of an ice cream shop because Wink needed her ice cream; as always. When they walked into the parlor they saw that their acrh nemiess...Freckle Boy. He was holding up the parlor and eating all the ice cream. This made Wink mad. That was her ice cream.And she wanted it...now. So she winked and was just aboutto drop a table on Freckle Boy when Freckle Boy threw an ice cream scoop at her. It hit her stomach and threw her against the wall. Margret:A Cripple In Time knew what he must do. He took off his watch and turned back time.
Once again we find our heroes walking again. ANd again we need to find ice cream. And once again WInk gets mad. And again she picks up the table. But unlike before Lemus Man's lemur runs across the counter and catches the scoop. The table falls on Freckle Boy. This is the end of our story.

Thankk god Spandex Girl didn't do anything.

Neil:Lemur Man
Jimmy:Margret:A Cripple In Time
Becca: SpandexGirl
Mine: Wink

Two days after this the League got into a fight and Lemur Man and Margret: A Cripple In Time leave the League and become evil.

OH NO MR BILL

Selecting a Superpower

Ok, there are so many superpowers out there. Picking one is overwhelming!!!!!! If I were to have the opportunity to walk into a superpower store and pick a superpower of the shelf, what would I pick?

I would probably go to the fire section first. I am a slight piro maniac, but have always been afraid of being burned (this has always kept me from doing anything especially stupid). I've always trusted myself with fire, but never anything else. I've never seen Fantastic Four, but I think it's pretty sweet when the one guy turns into fire. The downside of fire, however is the amount of responsibility. I love the woods and I could definitly see myself forgetting my superpower, while under the enchantment of the woods and burn the continent of North America so I probably wouldn't choose this.

I would want to control water. All things water. I would shoot water, ice slush, bioling water etc. I would want to control percipitation, lakes, rivers, oceans, underground springs etc. This would be an excellent offense. I would use water for good; stop wildfires, drought etc. No one, however, is perfect. There might be an occasional dispute between me and my sister(who does not share my love for water quiet as strongly). My power might accidentaly give me a slight upper hand (he, he, he).

Every super hero must have an offense and a defense. I would slueth over to the defense section, go to a shelf that appears to have nothing on it and purchase a chameon suit. I, for your future referance, am a master eavesdropper. I don't know if people just talk loud or if I just have super good hearing. I have trouble blocking other peoples converstion. Being able to blend in with my surroundings would simply make this easier. This would definitly be my defense.

My name: WATER WOMAN

My Superpower

THE SUPERHERO TEAM CM2 (squared)

If I could have one superpower I would love the power to read minds. This would be very helpful to me but not really for the whole world.. I mean I guess then I would be able to tell if criminals are lying or something like that. I think that this would really help because I hate when people lie, if I could read their minds, I would know if they were lying. Also this would be useful because you could find out exactly what people think about you. I always wonder what people really think about me. Like, if you ask someone what they think about your new haircut or something of course their gonna tell you that they like it, but if I could read their mind I would be able to know what they were really thinking. I wouldn't use this in a bad way but I would use it to find out what people think, these days you can never be totally sure if what people say is what is really going on in their mind. Colleen and I would use this to bring the truth to our own APHS.

my superpowers....

THE SUPERHERO TEAM CM2 (squared)
"Casey and I are here to bring the truth to our own APHS!"

If I could have some superpowers I would choose to have the ability to read minds and I would also like to be able to fly and go really fast,when I want to. I would like to be able read minds because then I would be able to know what people thought of everything. It would be very The only problem with knowing what people think is that you might find something out that you wouldn't want to know. If I knew everything a person thought they would have no privacy, because what you say in your mind is personal, because if it were not then they would probably be saying it out loud. Other than that, having the ablitity to read minds would be a very ideal gift.
As for the ability to fly and do things fast, they would be extremely helpful when I am trying to get alot done. I would make it so I could turn the ability to go fast on and off, so I'm not always going,going,going. That would probably be too stessful. If I had a small amount of time to do alot of things, I would use my superpowers to be able to get to the places I need to go quickly by flying, and then I would get whatever I had to do quickly, so I would have time left over to do other fun things.

If I could have any super power it would have to be that I could fly. If I could fly I could go anywhere and be there really quick. If I could do anything with this i would never need a car or plane because i could just fly there myself. It would save me alot of money also. I guess I could help the world and not just myself. I could fly to the rescue and all the townsmen would love me. I could be the hero of the world. My superhero colors would be pink and orange. They would be this because the bad people would know I was coming and they could stop their badness before i even got there. If they didnt stop being bad I would beat their butts. Since I could fly I would also have strong powers and my strong powers would help me defend myself and my town. My super hero name would be UP UP & FLYYER GIRL (UUFG).

One day UP UP & FLYER GIRL heard a cry for help. She suddenly fly to the crime scence. Suddenly the Evil Lava Boy came up behind UUFG and spryed lava in her face. UUFG fought and hit and kicked and flew around the bright blue sky. Finally in her struggle she overcame Lava Boy and stranggled him with her amazing strength. The poor old women that was in need of help was so grateful that her town had the great UUFG. UUFG's identity was never reveled and the old women had no way of repaiing her back. But UUFG said the old women could re pay her just by her greatfulness.

- kristin bradley

There are a few powers I've always thought would be cool to have. First, of course, is being able to fly. This would probably be my first pick if I could only have one power. It would be fun because I could travel quickly and go wherever I want. I could fly to mountain tops, or to the roof of my house, and pretty much just hover around. To see things from the sky would just be enoyable to me, and I could jump off cliffs then fly back up.
As cool as this would be, it could get old after a while. Another power I would love to have is invisibility. This is for kind of the same reason I would want to fly, freedom. Maybe I'd be grounded, but I could do whatever I want, because no one would know. It would be especially great for Halloween. I would turn invisible then yell at trick or treaters, then appear right in front of them, although i might want to keep this secret because everything weird that happened would get blamed on me. Invisibility would be great for pranks at other times of the year too, and it would have tons of other uses.
One other ability I've considered is mind reading. It would give me total superiority over other people, because I could predict their every move, and I'd know what to say or do to make them react in a certain way. But I think that this would be really unfair, and I might not want to see everything.

The choice of picking only one super power is extemely tough for me. I dont know if its becuase ive spent my entire life wanting super powers or what but it is very difficult to choose one. i guess if i really had to choose one super power i would choose to be a super duper genious freak. i would choose to be this smart so i could invent gadjects and gizmos to improve my villan catching skills with man made super powers. These gismos would prolly be like a jet pack or fly baord like the green golins, spiddy webs, and prolly super strength. Well, i dont know how i would make those things, but im not a super genious yet. Until then i will be looking for toxic waste containers or mercury or something like that,
Later,
FAZZY

Superpowers!

If I could have any specialsuper power..it would be to have Chuck Norris inasnae fighting/crazy skills. I would chose this because Chuck Norris is awsome..and because he is my hero. Chuck Norris is currently suing abc for naming the show "law and order" after his right and left legs. Chuck Norris has insane fighting skills. He dosent even have to fight at time...he just looks a the bad guys and than they die. Also if i was Chuck Norris I would never have to buy a clock ever again..because I would would just decide what time it was.
With my insane Chuck Norris I would fight all of the bad dude, and i would make it so i do not have to pay taxes. by sending the tax-man a picture of me in attack position and he would not make me pay ever again. every day i would look out for people in trouble...When some one was about to get shot I would jump off some random bulding and take out the shooter (just like Chuck Norris) I would also be in a constant poltical baltle against the crazy people like Kelly Moak.. trying to stop people like her (espcially her) from getting there ways in the government..a never ending battle
I would help the world and also help myself to.. I could help thef constipated by sending tham a picture of me and it would scare the crap out of theml. I would save the world from evil..people that want to innocent people. I would use my amazing abiltys to help me get things i want..ex: If I wanted to get a new quad to savwe people with, I would just walk out of my door and it would be aiting for me.
I would be a good/bad guy..I would be good to the incont but bad to the people that i DO NOT LIKE .



WHEN I AM ON MY WAY TO GO SAVE SOMEONE I WOULD YELL
"HERE COMES little-NORRIS"

The Amazing Philibuster

If had a super power i would be able to philibust like no other! I would talk so fast and in such an obnoxious way that any villain would surrender to me rather then listen to my random blabberings. My arch nemises would be The 2nd Coming of Darwin, personaly i think it's a terrible name, and i am going to tell him AT LENGTH how bad it is! One story of my encounter with The 2nd Coming of darwin goes something like this:

(overly dramatic voice in soothing baratone) It is a peaceful day in some random building in some random place where they are hosting the anuall comic book writers convention. Little do they know that a poorly named villain is a bad costume probably consisting of neon colored tights/spandex is lerking in the shadows waiting for his chance to take over the minds of the writers and force them to burry themselves. "Haha" said he "i shall take over their minds and force them to burry themselves!" but before his plan gets underway in comes The Amazing Philibuster in a totaly rad costume. "Stop right there, right there is will you will do the stopping, stopping is the action that you will perform and right there is the place that you shall be doing that action which is stopping!" yells Phil. Of cource being a villain Darwin II would not stop but make a witty come back, "NO."

"Well you give me no other choice. i will talk you into submition." said Phil "exicute philibuster weapon number three: nuts i love nuts, they make me crazy. I was crazy once, then they put in a big white room full of rats. i hate rats they make me nuts. nuts i love nuts..." this little thing would repeat itself for several hours with very little varriation. eventually Darwin II would go insane and summon his pet giant worm. While making his escape the worm ran over Stan Lee, writer of X-Men and and Spider-Man, but that wasn't really a loss.

"another victory for me, a victory has been earned by myself, victory is what has been won from my enemy recieved by me." so on and so on. eventually he would just walk away because he is a low income super hero and cannot afford a nice car.

If I were able to choose a superpower...

I would want to be able to morph into anything I wish at any time. I think that it would be awesome to be able to see things throug the eyes of any object or animal or person. For example, I could change into a bird and fly, change into a cat and lay in the sun, change into a car and travel fast, change into a teacher and change an assighnment or change into a clock and control time. This superpower would be good for me because that way I would not have to choose a specific power. I would be able to do anything!!! I would definitely be a good super hero and help out people. But, of course, I would use the power to entertain myself. I guess that my name would be Transforming Girl.

My Story...

So, one day I was spending my day as a cat and sleeping peacefully in the bright sunshine. All of the sudden, my special watch started vibrating to show that someone was in trouble. An airplane with more that 200 people, was running out of gas and getting ready to crash to the ground. So, I quickly transformed into a jet and flew to the airplane. I quickly changed again into a passenger plane and quickly transferred all of the people into my plane. The last person walks onto my plane just as the plane crashed to the ground. I flew them safely to their destinations and flew back home. I decided to change into a fish and swam in my bathtub. Once again, Transforming Girl saved innocent people.

SUPERPOWERS!!!

If I could have one superpower it would be to do a lot of things with my mind. I would be able to write (my homework for example!) and cook and do everything that I might want it to do. Pretty much my mind would do everything I would do myself. I think the best part of that power would be the ability to write down everything i needed to. I would never have to write down any homework ever again!! I also think it would be really cool when I play sports. All I would have to do is stand there and my mind would do everything it would need to. I would deffinatly fake everybody out!! Everybody would just be shocked when all I have to do to play sports is to stand there and think that I could do it. When I play basketball I would stand on the court and move my head back and for th and follow the ball and imagine what I would do and I wouldnt even be doing it. Playing softball would be the best! When I would go pitch the ball I would stand on the mound and imagine my pitching motion and then all of a sudden the ball would come at the batter and they wouldn't even see me do anything. I would deffinatly not use my powers for evil. Even if i had a different power I still wouldn't use them to do bad.


♥Alex♥

The Unnamed Superpowered Person (according to Zach)

Has anyone here ever read the book "The Anybodies" by N.E. Body? Well, if you have, then you will probably remember Fern's ability to shake physical incarnations of things mentioned in a book out of said book, and that is the power I would want. For one thing, there are a lot of really awesome characters in the books I read, and I would love to talk to them (and, of course, they could help me fight evil.) Also, if I or someone else needed something, I would just pick up the corresponding encyclopedia volume or whatever and out it would come. Now what would I do? I honestly am not sure. I guess I would find some form of arch-nemesis to keep myself busy, or maybe have some...ahem...fun.....with my sister. (Sorry, Krissy, you know I love ya :) ) I would also, of course, be able to gain abilities from the books too. For example, if there was a character in a book who was a master swordsman/woman then I could become one too. And then steal their swords. I would not abuse my powers, but I would almost definitely get carried away - but on the bad guys of course.
I suppose, with my powers, I would fight villians, but as I haven't read anyone else's post yet, I cannot pick a nemesis. However, I would end up smacking Matt (aka the Amazing Philibuster) a lot, because I would undoubtedly be very frequently annoyed by him. Actually, I would get random book characters to smack him for me - probably along the lines of Dodge Anders from the Looking Glass Wars ( haha, Matt- you will get smacked by your favorite character!)
WAIT! Hold on! I now have an arch-nemesis - Safety Monkey! (aka Zach). Read his post thingie to find out our adventures, it's too stupid and complicated for me to follow. Anyway, at the end, I will just shake the Elder Wand out of Harry Potter 7 and curse him - or poke him in the eye - or maybe just hit him with the book.

Superpowerz

If i were to have any superpowerz I would have manipulation of space, matter and time. I would have this because i could stop time and go anywhere i want to, i could rewind time if i lost in a battle but i would win everytime anyways. If i were to battle any other superhuman i would win because no one can hit me, Not even Chuck Norris. I would also like the manipulation of matter because i could change the shapes of things and the size into anything i want. I could teleport and fly if i had the manipulation of space. I could make things smaller or bigger and i could travel great distances immidately. This superpower would make me invinsable and undefeatable. I think my name would be Warp. If me and supercalifragilicousexpialidoshous were to fight we would end up in a time less and endless battle because we would both be able to control time when she copys my powers and then we both would end up ripping and shreading the space time contium and everyone would die. Our battle has no reasonable end because when your dealing with time, there is no end. Same idea as the chicken and the egg.

My Super Power

If I could have any super power I would want to be able to run faster than a bullet. I would be able to go anywhere I want really fast without having to pay toll fees or pay for train and airplane tickets. I could go on vacations whenever I wanted and be back home in time for important events. I would choose to help people rather than just do stuff to benefit myself. I could stop people from getting hit by cars or trains and I could relay important messages quickly from one place to another. Also, if I could be represented by a color it would be sky blue (the same color I'm posting with). Lastly, my name would be SPEEDY SPRINTER.

One day SPEEDY SPRINTER was running to the high school to try and get her bag she left in the locker room before the janitors locked the school when she saw a driver start lose control and drive right towards a dog along the side of the road. She ran as fast as she could towards the dog and picked it up and brought it to safety. Unfortunately the car ran straight into a telephone pole and the driver was knocked unconscious. SPEEDY SPRINTER ran to the nearest telephone and called 9-1-1 to tell them to prepare for a car accident victim. She then took the driver from the car and brought them to the nearest hospital. In the end both the dog and the driver were ok.

-Tucci

If I could have any super power of my choice it would be to read people's minds. Then, I coulld know what everyone was thinking and I could tell if they were lying about what they said. I could find out what the bad guys' plans were, and I could interrogate people without have to use a lie detector. I would like to have this power, because a lot of times I wonder what other people are thinking. I would use my powers for good, not evil. I would use my power to help as many people as I could, but I would also try to help myself. My super hero name would be Super Katie.
One day, I was walking down the street like a regular person because I eould have a secret identity, and someone shot up the Super Katie signal. I would get there as fast as I could. When I got there it would be a bank that someone tried to rob and the police whould already be ere with 2 people because they wouldn't know which one of them tried to rob the bank. Then I would read both of there minds and put the bad guy in jail. The End.

-Katie Schultz

Super powers(a little perverted as said by Mrs. Gaboury)

If i could have any super powers it would be to fly, eternal youth and x-ray vision. As a teenage boy you can only imagine why i would want x-ray vision in a school full of hott girls. I would want to fly, so when Jimmy Watrous flys over traffic to make his conquest of the world faster, i would be able destroy him. I would want eternal youth so i could have these powers forever and never get old.

In a world where jimmy watrous wants to take over the world...
There is only 1 man who can stop him.
His name is the Stampfinator, While Jimmy is taking over the world with his army of zombies, i would gather my army of teletubbies. We will great battles over who gets to eat the last sandwhich.

One day as i was strolling along in my gicantic kingdom of the world that Jimmy doesnt own. The evil dictator/sandwhich eater/jimmbo, was seen..

Stealing candy from a little baby, it was a lollipop, oh he couldnt resist its strawberry flavor.

The baby cried! that was all it took to dive in and take the lollipop away from him. All of a sudden a sudden lollipop withdrawel, he summoned his army of flesh eating, also sandwhich stealing zombies. That was all it took for me to break out my kung fu teletubbies and take the fight to him. My teletubbies pwned him. Pwned him bad. We sent The jimmbo, or the waterous (as called by The Duff) running all the way home.

All of a sudden a very very very very very very attractive girl came walking down the street, and with my x-ray vision...well thats a story for another day.

Morgan Stampfli, a.k.a. NOOBS

SUPERPOWERS!!!-I'M SUPERGIRL!!!! =]]]

Ummmm. I am most def. Supergirl. No joke. I go out every night and save the world with my dear friend batwoman. I seriously do. =D It's lots of fun. We meet up at random places every night [one of the places we met up at once was 390587308 dkfjshsjkfjsdfjl Lane].
oI get many tips from people that appreciate the good I do for this world. You know, saving it every night after dinner and just making the world a better place to live for all of humankind. Yay!
But there happens to be this stupid, smelly, and weak arch nemisis of mine. She is EVIL! I named her Grawrgirl [Katie Goodermot] Once I got bloody knuckles while punching her in the face. She will deny being punched in the face by mui, but trust me, I did punch her in the face. It was in an ally and on camera so I have proof. I watch that video when I'm feeling down in the dumps because it makes me feel better knowing that I am just so much better than she is. Hahaha. =]]] I do feel sorry for her at times since I constantly beat her at absolutely everything. I should send her a get well soon card because I think I hurt her pretty badly last time. But she'll get over it. Whatevs. Oh, And I NOT A CUMPLOLSIVE LIAR. GRAWRGIRL IS THOUGH!!!!! THAT'S WHY SHE LIED ABOUT ME BEING A LIAR...BECAUSE SHE CAN'T HELP THAT I TELL THE TRUTH SO SHE has to resort to lying about it. Ahhh she's a silly willy. I promise I don't lie. She lies about me lying because I never lie. Ask Batwoman. I am just sooo truthful. Don't ask Nate though, because he is her side kick and he would just lie about it too. The lying couple of lyers!
There are some people that I just have to fight every once in a while such as one that I named bi-polar boy because he helps me save the world sometimes but then other times I have to beat him up for robbing a bank and doing things like that. Ahh it's a little confusing, but fun. Once I beat up Warp [Nate Jenson] It was really funny. He cried. A lot.
So Basically, I help with everything and everyone. I am undefeatable. Mhmm. Be jealous. Nate and Katie are most def. sooooo jealous. Just admit it guys! =]
Ohhh! I just got a call and I have to go save some boy from bi-polar boy on 3989868 ekufkgf Street! Then I have to save the world again. The save-the-world-again line is ringing like crazy! Have to go now. Lovelovelove.
-Supergirl [A.K.A. Em Rosenberg]

Safety monkeys! (happy, Peter?)

If i could have any super power, my power would be to be able to transform into a monkey at will. I would also be able to turn everyday items into safety based devices such as kneepads and life-rings. This is because of an inside joke and I won't tell you what it's about. (ha ha ha)

The adventures of safety yeknom (sorry, he has dyslexia)

"Bloody uncle! That kid isn't wearing knee-pads!"

"Whee, a car coming at me!"

"Okay, i'll just take these rocks and turn them into knee-pads!"

"Hee hee, i wohder what'll happen when it hits me!"

"Kid, take these!"

"Yay, knee pads! My knees are safe! Thank you, safety monkey!"

(random monkey noises)

Bam! and a car hit the little child

(in cracking voice) "my knees aren't broken!"

and he died.

Later, at the scene.

"Hey, I wonder what happened here?"

"looks like this kid got hit by a car."

"yeah, every bone in his body is broken. Well, except for his knee-caps."

"All in a day's work for safety monkey!"

"Hey, daddy, why is that guy picking bugs out of your hair and scratching his butt?"

"Why he's safety monkey, the best super hero ever!"

"Now to spread the love of playing with matches!"

In the woods, much later.

"I'm so cold."

"okay, lets light a fire with these matches."

"I can't get the fire started. Wait, I got one!"

safety monkey flies in

"Hey, you shouldn't be playing with matches

he snatches the matches out of their hands and flies away

"No! Now, we'll freeze to death!"

In the unnamed superpowered person's lair.

"Okay, now to take anti-aircraft guns out of this book!"

"Stop right there, unnamed superpowered person!"

"But i'm stopping terrorism!"

"anti-aircraft guns are dangerous, and you shouldn't use them."

"unfortunately, you can't stop me. Cause i have the elder wand! Avada kedavra!"

ans safety monkey died.

the end

wait, safety monkey died! that wasn't supposed to happen. sorry!

Superpowers!!!

Ok, If I were to have a superpower I would probly be a villian just to fight supergirl !(a.k.a. Em Rosenberg). Ummmm i don't no what my name would be. Mabey (from the words of Em) Grawrgirl! My superpowers would be as good as supergirl's (probly better).


As me and SUPERGIRL are fighting she (lol) got bloody knuckles! We are to evenly matched ..... because we are both so strong and powerful. And by the way I DID NOT get punched in the face. Em is a lier (it's a medical condition, i feel so bad for her)and as all liers she will lie about not being a lier just ask NATE.Oh, yeah batwoman (her partner in helping) is also a lier (medical also)so yeah don't ask her. So when you see her tell her that you hope she feels better soon! After Em and I teamed together and beat up Nate!

After reading this head over to Em's and read hers!

Time

If i had a superpower it would be the ability to control time, because i dont have enough of it. When i stopped time everything would stop moving and aging, if i went back in time nobody would remember but me, and if i fastforwarded time it would feel like regular time for everyone except for me and i would automaticly know what happened while i was fastforwarding time. Of course i would use this power for fun like watching funning things people did over and over again or if i had to chose between two things i really wanted to do i would do one thing then go back in time and do the other one. I would also use it to get my homework done, so i could use they "regular time" doing fun things. If i had to chose between being a bad guy and being a good guy, i would be good. But i wouldnt have a name because i wouldnt want people to know i could control time, so nobody would no about me.

A regular day-

One day after i came home from school i stopped time, so i could do my homework. When i was done i decided to watch t.v so i went up stairs and turned it on. The channel it was on was the news, but as i was about to change the channel a story came up. It appeared that a criminal had held up a bank while i was at school, unfortunatly someone tried to stand up to the rober before the police got there and had been shot. Then the rober left before anything else happened. After, i turned off the t.v, then i stopped time and walked to the bank. Without starting time i went back a few hours before the criminal got to the bank, then walked to the police station where i left a note telling them what had happen. When i got home i fastforwarded to the point after i had done my homework and went up stairs to check the news, where instead of a story about a bank robery i found out what the weather was going to be like tommorow

SUPERPOWERS!

If I could have any superpower, it would definatly be to fly because the excitement and fun of flying would be AMAZING!!! If I had this power, I would fly all the time. I'd probably fly instead of driving in the car. And if ever I wanted to go to a friends house, or go to see relatives that live far away, I'd fly. It would be a leisure, it would be a fulfillment, and it would be a dream come true.
But, this seems too selfish. My choice to only please myself, and not help other people. Even though flying is like a dream, I would probably choose another power before that one. I would get freezing powers, to re-freeze the polar ice-caps. This would prevent Global Warming from effecting the planet and would really help the people of the world. People just keep waiting and sitting around and complain about this "horrible world", but they need to take a stand and do something about it. As a mere human there are only the little things, but with a superpower I could really make a change.

The day it all started, when Kelly Moak became Super-Kelly ("The Savior")... it went something like this...

One day, Kelly went to school. It was a B-day and she had English 2nd black. Her teacher Mrs.Gaboury handed out an assignment called "Planet Research Project". There were a few categories in which you could research. She chose Global Warming as her topic. She went home and decided to look into this problem. The polar ice-caps are melting due to this inscrease in temperature and the coastal areas of the world will be flooded resulting in damage and death to many if this continues to happen. She was in SHOCK! That night Kelly went to bed, and felt something cold. It was an ice-cube. She thought her dad was playing a trick on her, so she grabbed the ice-cube to throw it downstairs. It instantly turned into a freezing sword! She started handling the sword and she accidentally touched her bedroom window...IT FROZE! What next? She touched her teddy bear, and it froze over into solid ice. Kelly was shocked, and didn't know what to do. She went to sleep hoping a solution would come to her. When she awoke she knew what had to be done. Kelly went on a trip to the "edges of the world" and found these polar icecaps. She used her sword and her strength to freeze them over, stopping the melting. When the rest of the world found out what she had done, she was named Super-Kelly... "The Savior"! Everyone rejoiced and was so proud of their hero. Some people became jelous and wanted this power too, and tried to steal the sword, but they (not having the power of peace) could not use the sword. Frank Houser grabbed the sword and immediatly FROZE! Many people rejoiced again! He would eventually melt, and by that time maybe his political views would make some more sense then they presently do. Super-Kelly would never use her power for the wrong things, and she would remain "The Savior" for years to come...

The End.


I really wish this was a true story, but unfortunatly, it is mere fiction.

Super-Duper-Powers

If I were to choose a super power it would have to be mind control. First off, I would never actually have to do anything that someone tells me. (Hint at wether I would support good or evil) Also I could influence powerful people to do what I want and the world would be my steamy "oyster". That is, until the human race evolves to counter this and some new ridiculous mega super good guy is created. To stop this, I would take a leaf out of Shi Huangdi's book and bury the comic book writers alive and burn all the comics. Except, I would use mind control to make them bury themselves. To prevent further rebellion I would use my mind control to reinstate the red scare and the paranoia that insued. I would be the representive from the gods for democracy and everyone I didn't like would be the reds. (I'm looking at you, rappers.) I would further alter our culture so that real music such as lets see ROCK will be popular to the masses again. My name would be The Second Coming of Darwin. as such, the religion of science shall reign! I have learned from many rulers in the past so I know what works. (The Holocaust was not a good idea, regardless of how high of an IQ hitler had). I think that the world would prosper under my reign. My archnemisis is the Amazing Filibuster. I find him and his rants mildly annoying. To defeat him I am constantly devising plans.

One time, he was trying to save a few comic book writers by overloading their brains with some religious preaching. To stop him I was forced to control and apes mind to hit him in the back of the head with a shovel. Unfortunatly due to some differences in our DNA, the monky promptly broke out in tears and ran, thinking I had insulted its mother. So instead, I was forced to run, NOT, I don't concede with supervillian norms, so instead I laughed a very maniacal laugh and held a gun to his head and talked about how this was his end and how he was going to die. However, this gave him enough time to remember his jujitsu trainging from when he was 5 and quickly disarmed me. I lost that battle, but managed to get away via transport of a passing giant wurm.

*******!!!!!SUPERPOWERS!!!!!!!********

SUPERPOWERS!! Do do do doo do doooooooo!!!!

I was discussing this exact topic with a few friends the other day, and I've decided that if I could have any superpower it would be the abillity to transform. Other people said they would prefer flying, or invisibility, but if I could transform I could transform into something that was invisible or something that could fly, or both. It has endless possibilities. If I had this power, my name would be Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious Girl (SCFLED Girl), because this name uses almost every letter in the alphabet and I could transform into almost anything.

One day, when SCFLED Girl was on her way to school, she saw her evil archnemesis, Warp Boy about to rob the homeless shelter. She knew he wasn't actually interested in stealing from them, but was trying to get her attention so he could try to kill her(very unlikely). Once she saw him she transformed into him, so she could control time, and added a few extra powers like the ability to control fire and water. In the millisecond it took her to transform, Warp Boy had gone back in time and was probably trying to kill her, so she knew she would have to go back in time to save herself. However, it wasn't as simple as that, she had to be careful not to ruin the space time continuim (this wasn't important to Warp Boy bewcause he was conceded and cared about NO ONE but himself). So SCFLED Girl went back in time, making sure she didn't do anything that would ruin the continuim. She saw Warp Boy trying to strangle her(in vain), he had thought of no better way. She raised her hand to shoot a fireball at him, but when he saw it coming he dissapeared. SCFLED Girl went back in time to hold onto Warp Boy so that he couldn't escape. She was succesfull in holding him in place for a little while, but he got away at the last minute and she would have been killed by the fireball had she not transformed into a dragon. She would never be able to catch him, and he would never catch her, it was like the chicken and egg question which came first. This constant struggle went on for years, until SCFLED Girl finally convinced Warp Boy to become a superhero, and help people instead of hurting them. Upon converting to the good side Warp boy admitted that the reason he had been a supervillain was because he was jealous of her superior powers, SCFLED Girl felt terrible, and was able to convince him that his power was equally as good as hers, and since that day they have been partners in fighting evil villains.
THE END

~Alexis~

SuperPowers!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello today I am forced to think what superpowers I would have. HAHAHAHAHAHA. This is easy I would want to fly. I would want to fly because I would not have to wait in traffic when I am going to take over there world. The future world leader does not wait in traffic he fly’s and fly’s super fast. So fast that im flying fast then the speed of sight. Also I would want this so incase there was a rebellion and I had to go and control it so I keep in power. Also so incase there is a missile flying at my base I could fly out and faster then the missile would ever fly.
Also I would want to live forever or as long as I want to so I could control the world forever. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I would also want to live forever to make sure no one take control when im gone and losses control and makes the world free again.
Also I would want to control zombies. I would want to control zombies because everyone is scared of them and they could eliminate the Stampfinator and his army teletubbies.
One day Jimmy Waterous (as called by The Duff) was taking a stroll in his gigantic kingdom of The World. The Stampfinator came along and got his way and did not bow to him. So I was really mad and summoned his zombie army. Dun Dun Dunnnnnnnnnnnn! And the Stampfiinator summoned his teletubbies and the fight was on!!!!!!!!!! It was a vicious fight that went on for months. Then the Waterosus and Stampfinator started to fight. It was a fight that went on for day’s weeks so long I lost track. Then Jimmy landed a hard right hook right to the jaw the Stampfinator. The Stampinatpor started to cry like a little girl but Waterous felt bad and asked him to join his army so they could take over Mars and the universe. But the Stampfinator died on Jupiter. He died from lack of oxygen. They had a bug funeral but the Waterous succeed in taking over the universe. The END!!!!!!!!!

-Jimmy Waterous

Superpowers

If I could have any superpowers, I would have super strenght, speed, and I would be able to read minds. That would be awesome because I would like to know what people are thinking and do exactly what they don't want me to do just to annoy them. i think that would be pretty fun. Also, if i ever got in a fight, I would just beast on everybody without a second thought. And, i wouldn't need a car because i could just run everywhere really fast. i would use this power to get rid of all the countries that i don't like. also, Iwould annoy all the people that i don't like. This would be awesome because i would go to jimmy's dictatorplace and annoy him so much like i can do now. It's pretty funny to watch Jimmy get annoyed. i would go to every country and make their native language be english. Also, i would have thousands of slaves to do whatever i want and to carry me everywhere. I would probably be evil because it is so much more fun. It is so much more fun to cause problems then fix them. Also, I would have a cool hideout with lots of cool technology and other cool stuff. like a batting cage, a ice cream machine machine, and i would have a pet platapus named platty. Except he would be a cool paltapus that know Ju-Jitsu, Tai-kwan Do, and 7 other forms of martial arts. i would also have a super cool training are where i can work on being a better super villian. i would also have a laser tag arena in my Villian crib, and a whole room full of Energy drinks that would give me a super energy boost.

Peace,
Christian

P.S. Peace for now!!!! Mwahhaahahhhaaaa!!!!!!!!!

Tyler - Superpower

Often times, we ponder the fantasy of having a superpower. The idea of defying the laws of nature and logic with unnatural abilities has been a ponderance to many an imagination. There are many superpowers one could have, however, so what and how would one choose for a superpower?
Personally, I would want the power of necromancy, or the power to raise the dead an bind them to your will. This is because I have always found a fascination with the idea of necromancy. I'm not quite sure why; Perhaps it is because it is the idea of controlling them, or simply the dead's embodiment of morbidity.
What I would do with this power is still up for debate. This power would not be limited to "evil," you see. I could command them to be fire fighters, or perhaps I could make a citcom, based on the highly unsuccessful "Caveman" show: "Minions in Miami." I could even have them fight in war, making an almost indestructable barrage of minions. More likely, though, I would simply have fun with them. Causing havoc in a major city simply by sending minions and observing the reaction. I could send my minions to talk shows. I can picture it now:
"Well minion, how are you today?"
"Ugghhhhh."
"You look a little stiff."
If I had an "evil" day, I would destroy a city with them, but that was only if I really felt evil. This wide spectrum of possibilities is one of the attracting factors for the "superpower." The idea of it interests me quite alot, and here is the "anecdote." Despite the fact that I am poor at writing fictional stories, especially those of such an absurd nature as this, I will make an attempt.
Raising minions is always fun. Tyler, who has decided to call himself "Tyler" in his superpowered adventures, has recently learned that his minion, the so-named "Minion 39," will be appearing in an upcoming season of "The Apprentice" with Donald Trump, as a contestant. Tyler, wanting to make Minion 39 appear to be better qualified, has created for Minion 39 a fake certificate of a PhD from Yale (In law) and several fake references by people who won cases on account of his fake law firm.
Anyway, Minion 39's first undertaking was to sell the most Halloween candy on one Halloween. Minion 39 was often congratulated on his "costume" and authentic "scents," and they were factors that allowed him to be the best salesman on his team, named "Winners." (His groupmates weren't a creative bunch). Someone from the other team, which was named "The Winners," was kicked.
In his second challenge, Minion 39 didn't do so well. The challenge was to make the most money by making their own restaraunt. Minion 39 ended up being the waiter. Now, as was mentioned before, Minion 39 has an authentic "scent" and "custome." Without needing to go into details, three people threw up and the ViP who went to his restaraunt, Martha Stewart, fainted.
The boardroom was very catty. Minion 39 and his team-mates Gilbert and Bertrand (They're from a different decade), were constantly exchanged petty, verbal blows. Minion 39 ended up being saved by a hair, and Gilbert was fired. Minion 39 celebrated with champagne, which is ironically the reason he died in the first place.
After many challenges, there were only two people left. The last challenge had taken place, and the competitors had performed evenly. These competitors were Minion 39 and Wilson (You know, from "Cast Away"). Anyway, the Donald decided that Wilson was a better businessman, and Minion 39 is now suffering from a severe case of depression.
Tyler is currently working with Minion 39's friend, Minion 37, to get him out of his depression. In any case Tyler can look forward to a morbid next few months. Gloomy death, how novel.

The Things You Carry

In the novel The Things They Carried by Tim O'Brien, the soliders are often characterized by what items they carried on their body, in their pockets, in their bags, around their necks, on their heads, on their feet, etc. Each of the items seemed to symbolize a character trait which enabled the reader to better understand the personalites of the soldiers.

In light of the wildfires with rapid evacuations in CA, what would you carry? What personal items would you put into a bag, carry on your head, etc.?

Then, after you pack your bag and person, what items would you help your family put into a family vehicle?

Explain why you would take each item and what those items mean to you and your family, what part of your personality/your family values do these items symbolize?

Be creative and not list-y in your writing. The MORE you write--the closer your grade reaches excellent. The MORE thought you put into your writing--the closer you get to a guaranteed excellent grade.

Enjoy!
Mrs. Gaboury