Kim Posibble

I would want to be Kim Possible! I would switch places with kimmayyy because she has a BFF Ron and i'd get to meet roofus. I would want fight off danger and kick some evil bootay. I would have red hair and see how that works out for me . Also, I would have annoying twin brothers but i could deal with that for the week which i would be her. I would like to experience haveing the fighting skills and perfect timing that she has. She is also very sneaky and outgoing. She's my Idol.... not really but it would be cool to be her for a week!

I would also want to try out being Harry Potter. Obviously because he has magic powers and is so awesome. He has lived through so much disaster and is very adventurous. He also has a cool British accent which would be fun.

Story:

One day i was sleeping my beeper went off and i said " What's the sich" and i found that Peter kiley and Kyle Gissiewics had a secret lab forming in the Appalachian Mountains! So i hiked up the mountain with Ron and roofus untill i spotted the green smoke coming out the chimney of their "secret" lab. I broke through the titanium doors, Double back flipped twistie turned around the lasers and there i saw peter picking his booga's and feeding them to kyle.

As kyle sang:

" this is how you do it
pick your nose and chew it
if you don't like the flavaa
give it to your neighbaa
It you don't like the taste
then put it in the waste"

then i karate chopped kyle's head off and curb stomped peters head then i tied their wrist and brought them to the local Sheriff Madi Worden.

Who knows what she did with them.. but i never saw their faces again.

ps. Kyle, Peter and Madi helped me write this

Politics... hmmm

SENEY'S RESPONSE

Honestly, I haven't been following along with the news regarding candidates and the New Hampshire primary. Yes, I do feel bad about it. I know I really should, but I've been SO incredibly busy lately. I do plan on reading up on the candidates running for president. I know I can't vote yet, but I still want to know the people that might become president. I want to know how they view different situations going on nation wide and world wide. With my dad being involved in politics for about two years, I have changed the way I look at politics. I now realize the importance of knowing and understanding what's happening within either my molecular town and my humongous country.
To Be continued...

Who I would like to be...

If I could choose I would want to be myself. I don't really want to be any one else but myself. Though at rare times get in deep dark trouble and I wish I could be someone else for a split second but other than that I love being myself. I am a pretty ordinary girl that doesn't need anything special so being myself is the best thing for me. I think people have to value themselves first before they can value others. If people don't like themselves then they should fix it or try to patch it up in some way before they value others or any thing else. People who want to be some one else are usually not completely happy with themselves. changing yourself is the best way to be happy if you don't like yourself. So I think people should stop dreaming and start changing.
~Chelsea Meissner

being in somebody elses shoes

If i could switch ppaces with anyone in the world i would deffinatly have to say i would switch with snow white. Now i know your thinking... well its cause of this prince. Its not though. It would be nice to have a prince save your life by a kiss and you run off and live happily ever after but thats not why i really would want to be her. Id want to swtich because of those seven dwarfs and the little cabin 9n the woods, with all the happy animals frolicking around the cabin. Then when that mean old queen came in disguese in her cruel attempt to kill me with a poisend apple id take tha apple and put it in the pie i was currently making and then give it to her to take home. then shed die because she doesnt have a true love and wouldnt have the ability for her true love to kiss her.... duhhhhhh. See ive taken time to think about this.. losser i know. I would switch for about a month or so but i think if i stayed for much longer i would miss my family and friends to much. I love my friends and family and would be lost without them. Even though living in a enchanted woods with the sweetest dwarfs and happy animals all around. continue this after lunchh <33

If i could switch with anybody, whether they be real or fake, i would choose to switch with Ronald McDonald. I mean come on, he is the Mayor of Cheeseville, and rules the world from a secret volkswagon hidden in the past. Cheeseville is the place where all the world's fast food comes from. Cheeseville is a secluded place, and the only way to get the inhabitants to our fast food chains is through Cheeseville traps in Canadia. When the occasional hamburger or chicken nugget wanders too close, they get sucked into our world. They then get tossed into the fryers. Think about it for a moment. The hamburgers are like the average citizens, they do all of the hum-drum jobs in Cheeseville. They are the construction workers, building the paperbags that all of the other fast foods live in. They also are the janitors, teachers, craftsmen, as well as all of the other boring jobs. The hambugers have only one source of fun, going to Grease Bars, where they consume much grease, the alchololic beverage of Cheeseville. The Big Mac is the supervisor of the hamburger underlings, who are the lowest class. The chicken nuggets are the middle class, and own pre-fab cartons in suburban areas to live. However many chicken nuggets you get in the house is how many family members there are. And for entertainment, they have dipping sauce hot tubs to relax in. The chicken nuggets work for the Chicken Selects, who are the CEOs of all of the big chicken nugget companies. And above all are the Fillet-o-Fish, the highest class of all. They are the successful inventors and investors of Cheeseville, who control the flow of salt, the currency of choice among the citizens of Cheeseville. The Fish McDippers are their spoiled children. And, since there has to be celebrities, the drinks take that role. The juices and milk are the minor celebrities, and the soft drinks are the major stars. But the milk shakes are the international super-stars, known throughout Cheeseville. The french fries are like the KGB, they keep everything running smooth in Cheeseville. They come with every meal, just to make sure that the radical salads, that migrated from the Wendy Republic arent disrupting the peace. The head of the French Fries is the Big and Tasty, who watches every corner of Cheeseville. The Onion Nuggets are the outcasts of the Cheeseville, because no one ever liked them. Hahaha! Maybe someday ill rule Cheeseville, from my secret volkswagon in the past...

My life as Jim Carey

If I could switch places with anyone real or fake it would have to be Jim Carey. Jim Carey is a really hilarious actor. I would switch places with Jim Carey because Jim Carey is a really funny actor and it would be interesting to be a star or celebrity for a day. I would specifically pick some time whenever The Truman Show, was made. That is the saddest movie that I think was ever made. I would be Jim Carey for an eternity. I would be him because he has an awesome career and probably will for the rest of his life. Okay so here it goes....

My life as Jim Carey

9:00pm- January 10, 2008

"Hi Mom" Lindsey said

"Hi Lindsey" Her mother said

"Mom if you could be anyone in the world, who would it be?"

"Probably Ric Flair, Why do you ask?" Lindsey's mother said

"Oh, because that's what my English teacher asked me, well anyways I would be Jim Carey." Lindsey said

"That's nice. now go to bed" Lindsey's mother said as she turned off the light.

"Okay" Lindsey said

Wake up........ Wake up.............. Time for work Jim.

Work, what do you mean, work? I am only fourteen years old

Are you all right, Jim? I think when you hit your head on the "sky" in the set-up for the movie The Truman Show, you were knocked out and can't remember anything. Well, anyways you have to get up. Today is January 4, 1997.

"Rise and shine and bring out the glory, glory..." Brian, Jim's manager was singing while he was walking down the hallway.

"I better get up and figure out what's going on". Lindsey walks over to a mirror and See's someone that's not her. She saw a partly beard, bushy eyebrows, brown hair that was silky, a man's face, and the biggest transformation from a girl to a man.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH............" "I'm a man" Brian came running in and said

"Well, I hope so, you have only been one for your whole life so far" Now hurry up and get dressed, we are going to be late, the big man won't be happy" Lindsey sat there puzzled and wondered "who's the big man?"

"Okay well, anyways Jim hurry up" Brian exited the room muttering something Jim couldn't understand.

"I better get ready, I can do this, I'm a man..... wait not I'm, not what am I talking about. Me a man, my mother's always said I was a girl, did she lie. No, she couldn't have I'm not a man I'm a girl or am I a man?"

"JIM, JIM, JIM, let's go right now" Lindsey got ready and left the house they arrived one minute before the big man did and Brian was happy.

"Okay, my actors and actresses today we are going to shoot the scene with Truman and Marty talking about what had fallen from the sky".

Jim go get your outfit on. "Me, I'm fourteen years old and I'm a girl that is going to school in Averill Park, New York, and up from my house is the store, Bubie's."

"Really funny Jim and I'm a girl that has girl problems and like a boyfriend and female features". All of the actors and actresses laughed hysterically and went to go change for the scene.

"Really, Jim are you all right. You woke up really weird and that's creeping you out. As your manager I have the right to know what is going on and why you are acting this way." Brian said and sat there and was waiting for an answer.

"Oh, nothings wrong actually I am quite fine and I'm just all scattered because of that fall'. Lindsey said and started thinking. "I have to get through this and I will sort it out later. BE A MAN.... WELL WOMAN.

7:00 PM

RING...RING...

"Hello this is Lindim. I mean Jim." Lindsey said on the phone to the mysterious caller.

"Okay, well hi Jim. I called because my wife's being mean again." The mysterious person said

"Wait. Who are you?" Lindsey asked

"Jim are you all right? I'm Cole, your brother. I'm married to Lynn from my work and we have three kids, Ron, DJ, and Wade." Cole said

"Oh, I knew you were my brother and that you were married. But go on" Lindsey said

"Lynn's kicking me out again for the twentieth time and we have only been married for a year. Well, here comes dragon lady as we speak, Lynn's a typical woman." and Cole hung up the phone.

Lindsey held onto the phone and thought about what Cole said" Lynn's a typical woman". "I can't worry about that comment right now." Lindsey recaptured what she had collected in a day. She collected that she was a man, an actor, has at least one brother with kids who has a dragon for a wife and was kicked out of the twenty times in a year. "What a poor marriage."

RING..RING..

"Hi. Jim speaking."

"Hi, this is Heath your brother and I have to tell you something that I am furious about." Heath said.

"Hi, well go on." Lindsey said

"Okay, well my son Finlay now wants to be called Hornswoggle." Heath screamed

"Oh what a.......... tragedy." Lindsey said very cautiously as to not upset Heath even more.

"I know it is. well anyways I called to ask you if you could watch Hornswoggle, I mean Finlay Thursday?" Heath asked in a emotional tone.

"Oh sorry I can't. My manager Brian is waving my schedule in my face. According to him on Thursday I have The Truman Show premiere. Are you doing anything Wednesday though?" Lindsey asked.

"No, I'm not. Actually I'm free for the day. Why do you want to go to lunch?" Heath asked surprise. It's not everyday that you get to have lunch with a celebrity.

"Sure, why not Wednesday at noon is good. Well, Bye." Lindsey hung up the phone only to hear Brian yelling at him. Brian said that there is no time for a lunch on Wednesday. Lindsey ignored him and went to bed.

Well, Wednesday came but no Heath showed at the restaurant. Lindsey called Heath back using her caller ID memory. Heath had said that Hornswoggle was sick and he couldn't show. Lindsey went back home and had lunch alone in her bedroom. Thursday came and the premiere was happening tonight. Following the premiere was a party.

"Remember Jim, don't be open at the party tonight. I mean don't mix your blood with a-l-c-o-h-o-l- okay/ Because we all know how you get."Brian said in a rather exasperated tone.

"Okay Brian, but what party are you talking about?" Lindsey asked

"There's a party tonight. Anyways hurry up and get dressed the limo should be arriving in one hour. So, hurry." Brian said and walked out of the room.

The premiere was a success and the party followed right after. At the party, there were many girls and boys which means TROUBLE because she's a girl so she likes men but to everyone else she's a boy and should like girls.

"Hi Jim, my name's Kate and you can call me at home anytime you want" Kate said and she walked away.

Lindsey was looking around at everyone when she realized Brian was there. She looked at Brian in a way she never did before. His figure was like Tom Cruise but his hair was definitely like George Clooney's. He had a slight beard and an awesome color eyes. Lindsey realized something. Lindsey realized that she loves him. Lindsey was thinking when Kate came back.

"Hi Jim. Will you go out with me?" Kate asked in a whiny way

"No" Lindsey said sternly

"Why?" said Kate. Kate had asked him five times and Lindsey blurted out...

"Your not my type. I love men!" Lindsey said. Brian came running over and said "well folks we all know that Jim didn't stay away from the alcohol tonight. Let's take him upstairs. So, Brian and another guy took Jim upstairs and put him a bed to sleep off his liquor that was drank. Before Lindsey slept, she thought about her life as the famous actor Jim Carey. Lindsey liked being Jim Carey and had fallen deeply in love with a guy that she sees everyday. She came to realize maybe this transformation wasn't that bad. Then she fell asleep. When she woke up she was Lindsey Sullivan, a fourteen year old girl that goes to Averill Park High School.

The End

If I could switch places...

If I could change into something for a day, I wouldn't choose to be a person...it would be boring. I would want to be an animal, or a cartoon character. Hmm......I would be Captain Crunch. I would get to live on a ship, and go around and shrink people. I would get to eat yummy cereal all day and I would get to sail on a sea of milk (prefereably chocolate milk). Here is my story......

One Saturday afternoon, Madeline woke up and decided to have Captain Crunch for breakfast. When she looked at the cereal box, she saw that there was a prize inside! "Hooray!" she said, "A prize!"
Madeline turned the cereal box upside down and all of the cereal fell to the floor, along with the prize.
The prize looked like a jack-in-the-box. Madeline wound the handle on the side of the box, and when the box opened, she got sucked inside the box by a magical force.
Madeline hit the hard floor of a wooden ship. "I wonder where I am..." she wondered. So, Madeline began to explore. She came to a door that said "Chocolate" on the front. She opened it, and she found a machine. This machine was spewing out Choco-Crunch! "Mmmmm..." Madeline said.
Next, Madeline came to a door that said "Peanut Butter." She opened that door and found a mochine that was spewing out Peanut-Butter Crunch! "Mmmmmm..." Madeline said.
Next, she came to a door that said "Crunch Berries." She opened the door, and there was a machine spewing out crunch berries. "Mmmmmmm..." Madeline said.
Finally, she came to a door that said "Captain Crunch." "Hmmm.." said Madeline. She quietly opened the door, and she walked into a large empty room. "Hello?" she called, "Helloooo??" No answer.
On the wall, the only things hanging were a series of pictures of ships. Under each picture, there was a date. "These must be the ships of Captain Crunch!" Madeline said. "No way...." Madeline thought. She ran to the mirror and looked at herself. But she didn't see Madeline. She saw Captain Crunch!
"Sweeeeeeeeet!" exclaimed Madeline.
Madeline spent her whole day crunch-a-tizing anyone who crossed her path. She came across her best friend Katie Scott. She crunch-a-tized Katie and when Katie found her balance on the ship, she said "Hello, Captain Crunch. My name is Katie-" "I know what your name is, Katie Scott." said Madeline, as Captin Crunch. "Uhh......" said Katie. "Don't worry, Katie. I'm Madeline, your best friend!" "Uh-huh....." she said. Then she screamed and jumped off of the ship's edge. She landed softly on her feet on the sidewalk where she was walking home from school when she was crunch-a-tized. "That was weird..." Katie said.
Meanwhile, all of the other people on the ship were wondering what was going on, too. Then, they all jumped off the side of the ship, and landed softly on their feet where they were crunch-a-tized.
"I guess I'd better get going, too." said Madeline. Just as she was about to jump off the ship, Madeline felt herself split in two. Suddenly, Captain Crunch was standing beside her. "Wow, hi, captain." Madeline waved to Captain Crunch and jumped off the ship. She landed softly in her kitchen, with a bowl of Captain Crunch in her hand.

Legs, The Ramparts, and Saddam Hussein

If I were to switch places with anybody... Hm... Burrito Man. Why you ask? Why not. Burrito Man is all powerful, and can have a ton of fun. I'd probably only be him for about a day, because I'd be delicious, and eat my legs. Here's the story.
I woke up this morning, and the sun was gone. I turned on some music to start my day. I realized suddenly I was in a different place when the music I heard was country. I jolted out of bed, and realized that I was leaking. Not in the sick grotesque way, but in the delicious greasy way. I realized that was no longer a human. I was ground beef in a flour tortilla. I cavorted with joy, because I heard the stories of Burrito Man, and I knew that he could do nearly anything. But then I found out the hard way that I couldn't fight crime (crime being my only weakness). This obviously made me rather depressed, so I began to wander the streets looking for a purpose. The time was 11:00 AM. After a few more hours I became hungry and I began to make for home. When I got there I was shot by my father for breaking into the house. It still smarts. If only he knew that I was Burrito Man. An hour passed and I was still starving. And then the thought came to me. I'm Beef! So my self destructive behaviors began. I ate my feet. I tasted exquisite. I needed more. So I sat on the sidewalk until 5:00 PM eating myself,until I had no legs remaining. This was a pretty upsetting reality. I dragged my carcass to the hospital/auto shop. I did not receive a warm welcome. I was leaking to much on the carpet. The surgeon grease monkeys poured a gallon or gasoline on my Mexican torso, and lit me on fire. After watching me burn for roughly 42.4 seconds, they began to feel more sorry for me, and doused me with water. They kicked me out onto the street, exclaimed "Good Riddance!", and hung a 'NO BURRITO'S WELCOME" sign. The sign they sported began to make me question equality in the USA,and I became even more depressed. I dragged my burnt beef body to the drug store, and purchased enough sleeping pills to OD on. The time was 11:59. As I began pouring all the medication into my body, I found myself in my real bed, legs and all. Sadly I had retained the ability to leak a greasy substance. I went on to become a hotshot stockbroker, and lived happily ever after, mainly Peter Parker, but always Burrito Man!

Trading Places!!! still not finished

Wow! I would LOVE to trade places with someone for a day. The only problem is who I would trade places with. Here are some of my ideas:
1) Hermione or some other friend of Harry and Ron's at Hogwarts! (I love Harry Potter!!!)
2) Stephanie Horton (so I could finally see what her basement looks like).
3) A bird, so I can fly, which I fervently want to be able to do with every pore and cell of my being.
4) Any ultra-famous celebrity (so I could see what being famous is like)
5) Juno from "Juno", because her best friend Leah is incredibly funny and cool, her co-best friend-turned-lover-turned-boyfriend is indubitably and unequivocally awesome and sweet and cool in the truest meaning of the word, and because her dad and step-mom are also extremely great characters.
6) A pirate because for some reason the thought of being a pirate appeals to me in a big way.

Well, since I cannot possibly decide, I will do several mini-stories. #1!

One dark and gloomy night, Kit was lying on her bed, pondering the reason for existence, meaning of life, and spirituality when she heard a knock upon her door. The coat-hanger rattled on the door and the noise was complemented nicely by a dramatic flash of electricity through the air, which seemed to radiate through her windows and into her body. "Wha-at?" she yelled in athe direction of the door, assuming it was one of her brothers, come to ask to borrow something or to summon her for dinner. The door swung upon slightly. "I'm coming, I'll be down in a minute," she said, her voice laced with boredom. Very unusually, however, the door opened more. "May I enter?" asked the rumbling tenor.
Kit sat bolt upright. "Wait. Who's there? Shay?..." but the door opened before she could finish her thought. There, standing in her doorframe, silhouetted against the pitch-blackness, was a figure she did not recognize. Tall and strong-looking, with long, thick tresses sprouting from under his cap, his upper lip, and his chin, his shockingly emerald velvet suit was the last element of his appearance Kit noticed.
Usually in times of great shock or stress, Kit found that her nose would itch and she would grow wide-eyed, soon changing to blinking rapidly. she was already in the nose-rubbing, eye-blinking stage by the time she finally found her voice. "Who are you?" she inquired, her voice quivering and squeaky. "I hope I have not frightened you," the strange man replied, smiling ingratiatingly and seating himself in her wicker chair in a most affable fashion. "My name is Albus Dumbledore. We have been watching your progress for quite some time now, and have recently determined that you are, most certainly, magical. Please forgive us for not having contacted you earlier, but it is of utmost importance that we did not act wrongly, as people usually do when acting with haste."
Kit raised her eyebrows. Staying very still, she yelled, "Moooom??"
"Do not worry, my dear, I have already spoken to your parents. They are -- well -- taken care of, for the time being, they themselves are totally fine and view this situation as such. Now, I have come to ask you if you would like to spend some time at Hogwarts -- a school for wizards and witches, you being one of the latter. Just to try out, of course; we always have some late-entrants who prefer to opt out of our manner of life. However, most of our Muggle-born" -- "What?" thought Kit -- "...entrants have been very successful. Some of the more famous figures are Harry Potter, who would be in the same year as you, and Lord V-- er, well, several others as well."
"Hah!" Kit screamed, slightly hysterically. "You just -- just come in here, drug my parents, I don't have a clue who the heck you are or what asylum you escaped and you're trying to spirit me away and telling me I'm magical? You could be a child-molesting drug lord for all I know, and now you're trying to -- I -- telling me I'm magical and -- You better watch out, I'm going to call the police, and I've got a dog downstairs so fearsome I'm surprised he hasn't already ripped your limbs off, I'm going to get him right n--"
"SILENCE," commanded the man who called himself Dumbledore. From one of his coat pockets he extracted a short, slender stick of wood. He gave it a casual flick, and nothing happened. This gave Kit hope that perhaps this strange man was not as dangerous as his previous behavior suggested. She sneered at him and opened her mouth to speak, when he calmly informed her to look down. Keeping her jaw set and chin level, she moved her eyes to glance briefly at where her bed was a moment ago. She looked back up at him. "Yeah? So? --" ....where her bed was...She looked down....a moment ago...her bed was right there...where had she misplaced ...her bed?
Dumbledore smiled. "Are you ready to listen now?"
Swallowing with nervousness, Kit nodded dumbly, eyes wide with wonder.
"Good, then," Dumbledore replied. "Let's start at the very beginning."

I will probably add more to this one later, but if not, well, just imagine.
#2!

Kit awoke for school at her normal time on a normal Monday in the excessively normal month of January. "Uggh," she groaned with sleepiness, and reached over to her night-table to push the snooze button on her alarm clock. Her hand sliced through empty air. Huh? she thought disorientedly as she sat up, her mind still clouded in a groggy haze. 

...Where did her night-table go? Looking around, she realized that her room had, mysteriously, rearranged itself during the night. 

One extremely confusing hour later, Kit was stumbling around the hallways of APHS, frantically looking for a tallish brown-eyed freshman with a short brown hair. Already, Kit had attempted to find some answers from Mrs. Horton, who acted very concerned all morning, starting when Kit inadvertently let out a bloodcurdling screech when she had found the bathroom and looked in the mirror. For Kit had found she looked rather different indeed. In fact, she resembled Stephanie Horton. She managed to convince Stephanie's mother that she was just feeling out of sorts because she hadn't slept well, and it was a relief to be in school. She had accidentally waved to several people who apparently didn't know Stephanie, and several people had said hello to her that she didn't know, and she was also extremely concerned about finding the real Stephanie before she had to go to Spanish class. Praying that Stephanie had had the good sense to come to school, Kit rushed into the library, her shorter-than-normal frame feeling awkward and discombobulated, as she was used to walking with the gait of a 5'8'' person rather than one several inches shorter. 

Thank the Lord, Kit thought ecstatically, rushing up to herself, who was seated next to Bo at one of the round library tables, looking odd and totally freaked out. "Hey, uh, Kit," she said tentatively. Stephanie stared back through Kit's eyes, wary. Hmm, thought Kit, what can I say to let her know it's me? Suddenly, a flash of inspiration! "Eighty-seven," Kit blurted out. Stephanie's eyes lit up. "What's going on?" she cried desperately. "I don't know!" Kit said back. "I just woke up like this!" 

They slowly came to realize the fact that Bo, Matt, Alison, Tyler, Robert, Samantha, Janna, and several others were all staring at them rather curiously. Dun dun dun.......The End. (I know, lame ending, I ran out of inspiration.)

#3 -- well, birds don't really have very verbal trains of thought, so I'll skip to

#4 -- nah, skipping this one too...OK, time for

#5, but I'm not in the mood, so I guess I'll just do #6 and be done with it. 

It was a fair day on the good pirate ship Adoria, and a fair wind caressed the sun-painted faces of the crew. Only the younger, fresher, purer faces showed their faces to the raw atmosphere that morning, however; the more hardened, salty sailors were holed up under the floor in the cabin, gulping their coffee and scowling with grievances of the weather, the captain, the ship, the crew, and the mates, although most were, in actuality, dearly beloved. One girl sat in the crow's nest unnecessarily, squinting at the sun pugnaciously and clutching a coffee-filled mug with a fierce grip. She drained the last from her cup and sat, staring thoughtfully and savoring the Caribbean souvenir from their latest commercial affair, the raid of a fine trading center of Jamaica. Quite abruptly, up she stood, swinging over to the netting with great agility and touching the smooth lumber of the deck with her toes in a matter of seconds. She was just returning the mug to the cook when she heard the captain's familiar cry.

"All hands on deck," the masterful shipman cried, rallying the tired crew. The girl skipped gaily into the mast and leaned on it heavily, refreshed by the cool air but still groggy from five and a half hours of sleep. She smiled at the cabin boy and fixed her attention to the captain, who had opened his mouth to bellow instructions. 

"All ye pathetic sailors, get your sorry bottoms up here, now!" Captain McCanter screamed, shaking the last few sailors from their hideouts below the deck. Their whining was silenced with one look from the first mate, a fearsome fellow. At almost six and a half feet in height, the muscled, dark African struck fear in all the crew. 

"You pathetic landlubbers were too busy slumberin' below the deck last night to bother noticing the goings-on above deck in my cabin," the Captain growled. "Yes, sirs, a mutiny occurred not three hours before you thought to wake. Jolly Jackson, who is substantially less jolly now, is currently clapped in irons and holed up below in the brig. Before we threw him down there to await his execution-at-sea with the rats, he was kind enough to share with us the names of a few of his low-down, stinkin', traitor comrades!" 

A stir went through the crowd. A mutiny? The girl peered about, looking for perspiring faces, widened eyes, twitching hands, shallow breaths, anything to betray true anxiety, but she found none; only more faces like hers, curious and wondering. A sudden realization came to the girl. Had there really been more crew members involved, or did Jackson lie?...

"Snake Stonewall!" yelled the captain, and the higher-ranked officers fell upon the bewildered ship's cook; his terrified screams reverberated off the stairwell walls on his way down to join Jackson. The crew remained silent and apprehensive, muted by the captain's glares, until the officers returned.

"Serpentine Kulinsky!" was heard, and the master archer was taken.

"Crimson Highcroft!"  "Abbah Okoma!"  "Asia Ling Chu!"  "Edward MacVansworth!" and

"Kit Collins!" 

"What?" the girl screamed, not unlike the others whose names had been called. "A thousand curses on Jackson, the traitor, the liar, the filthy ocean-demon! I did no such participation in the mutiny against the good captain!" Her voice was ignored as she was roughly pulled, kicking and screaming, to the brig.

All the so-called traitors, restrained with iron, could do naught but croon threats and curses at the pale-faced mutineer, who was, perhaps, even more frightened than they. 

Too soon for Kit's, Jackson's, or anyone else's likings, they were dragged back up to the deck, where they could see six rope nooses hanging from the mast. 

"Crud," thought Kit. 

Their shouted alibis and pleas for mercy fell on the deaf ears of the narrow-minded, foolish captain. Try as she might, Kit could not escape her burly captors, and was soon standing on a box with the rope around her neck. She was still shouting when someone kicked the box out from under her feet. She fell and fell and fell and fell and fell...

and landed in her seat in English class. 

"Kit!" hissed Sean, whose chair was next to hers. "Wake up!"

"Oh, snap," Kit said groggily. "I guess stayed up too late last night finishing that post for English."

The End (finally!!!)

switching places

If I could switch places with anyone I would switch with a singer or performer. I am not really sure who I would want to be but I like Taylor Swifts music alot so I may want to switch with her. Also she is in high school too, but she is in twelth grade. So we would have a little in common of being in high school. Also one of my best friends name is Taylor too so that is another thing we have in common. I can't sing that good but it looks really fun being on stage and having everyone come. It must feel cool to know that you have a sold out concert because everyone came to watch you. Also, being a performer you can be anyone you want to be for that movie or play.But then go back to being yourself again. I would probually stay switched until I felt like I wanted to go back to the way I was. If I was a singer I would probually travel all over for concerts so I wouldn't be in one place. I would have alot of concerts and I could bring anyone I wanted to bring to it too. But if I was a performer I could be anywhered depending on where the movie is filming.

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News report

There was concert yesterday performed at the Times Union Center in Albany New York. There has been reported that she looked alot differant and younger like a 14 year old. But she had a amazing concert. It was even sold out. She told the reporters that she will come back this sunday for another concert. People said her concert was fantastic. We just found out today that a new movie is being released today with Taylor Swift playing the main character that is named Brittany. When reading the reviews of what people gave it they gave it 5 stars and a comment saying Taylor had fantastic acting. Congratulations Taylor on a great show and a great movie. Good luck at your concert sunday.

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2007. Its weird to think that i am turing 15 soon. It seems as though my life is flashing by and im not able to stop, and realize how good my life is. That is why i was looking fowrd to write this becuase it forces me to reflect on my life. As always my life was a roller coaster in 2007. My life always seems to be up and down and up and down. My down points usually have to do with school. My charteristics dont match up well for highschool. Relatively smart so in honors coarses, procrastinator so wait for last minute, and an extreme worrier. My honors class work piles up becuase i procrastinate, then i get bad grades becuase i wated till last minute, then i worry becuase i might not get into to NHS, a huge goal of mine. Anyone who really knows me know that i hyper venatlate over grades, sometimes cry in frustration. Im not going to lie, i dont really care what people think of me. As always i always bounce back, the quarter ends, AHHHHh a clean slate to ruin for the same reason as thew quarter previous. PORCRASTINATION. Although school sometimes puts me down due to my neverending stupid decisons, my life is often very fun. I love messing around, having fun and acting my age. STUPID. 2008 is a year i have high expectations for. I really am focusing on become a better person. 2007 was a good year, but i hope 2008 turns out better

Every one that knows me knows who I am going to choooce for this blog. If could switch places with anybody it would be CHUCK NORRIS. I would switch places with Chuck because he is like my hero. I think he is a really cool guy, and that is not just because he is a fighting champion, and a rich actor, but also becasue he shares alot of the same belives as me and becasue I would like to see what it is like to push the world down when I am doing a push up. lol

Iwould be chuck norris until the real chuck norris makes moe turn back to my self.

IF I were Chuck Norris I wouled be Bill Gates (nate jensen) bodygard/giant housemate. Bill Gates payes me 1 million dollors an hour to be his body gaurd, and when I am not protecting him I am saving the world. Although somtimes I have to put Bill in line (call him a dork) when he gets up set about video games.

So when I am not savign th world or protecting Bill Gates I go hunting...but actually I am not hunting I am killiing because hunting iunvolves the risk of faluire.. and Chuck Norri sdoes not fail.

Next week Bill Gates is sending me on a trip to assinate the CEO of apple and th an I am to blow up and complete destroy the company. Bill Gates has complte comfidence in me and that I will not die, Because I actully died ten years ago but the grim reaper aint got the courge to tell me. So all you people who want an ipod forget it.....by a zune.....If you do not Bill Gates asked me to destroy you to.

I would love to be chuck norris

trading places

If I could swith places and be anyone I wanted, I would probably choose to be a diety. Not the God, but some kind of minor god. This way, I wouldn't be widely known, and wouldn't have any godly obligations to carry out. This means that I would be free to mess around with whatever divine abilities I might have. Also, it would be more fun that way, because if I chose to gather a following, I'd have to start out from scratch and try to build my cult. It would be pretty cool. I would have to apear to my chosen prophets and impress them enough to get them to tell other people about me. I would always get a kick out of this. I could make flames burst up from the ground around them, or materialize as a golden bull, or maybe a genie. I would try to convey that I have a sense of humor. Maybe, I'd just kind of stalk them for a while. Knock on their door, then just disapear, throw a steak through their door, then fly away, call them on the phone say, "Hi, it's god." then hang up. There would be tons of choices to make, to. Should I be a general, all around sort of god, or should I specialize as the official diety of a certain thing? I'd enjoy the whole thing woy to much.

Indecision 2008 (taken from The Daily Show and the Colbert Report, properties of Viacom)

To be honest, I do not really care much for this presidential race. All of the candidates seem to me like they would not make a good president. Mike Huckabee is a cool kind of guy and I thought he might of been good,.... until I discovered just how conservative and religious he was. It may seem to some like I am being unfair, but Iruely do believe that a heavily religious president would destroy America. Based on what i have seen, he wants to turn America into a Christian country, rather than one that is a healthy mix. As much as he might preach religious tolerance, it is just simply the way of religion that all people believe that only their religion is correct. If there is only opne god, than only theirs can exist. As I am not of any religion, agnostic, or atheist I can look at this issue from an unbiased standpoint. Hilary Clinton: I truely do believe that a woman president would be a great thing for America, but not this one. A woman's point of view would be a fresh one, they have not had a president yet, and they traditionally have a more peaceful point of view than us crazy males. However, Hilary clinton is not a female of this species, and I have proof! Seriously, I don't mean to be too insulting and she may of been human at one point, but she seems to have been poisoned by politics and has ended up just as plain and twisted as all other politicians. Obama actually seems the most promising of all the candidates, but he just lacks the experience to lead such a large country! This could also mean that he has not been affected by politics and will make decisions purely on what he things is right, and this is why I will keep and eye on him. The rest of the choices to me, seem to just be bland politicians without anything to seperate them from the pack. This primary disturbs me if it is an indication of what is too come, but I still hold hope that a mass write-in for a worthy candidate (Colbert!) will occur.

Super switches!

Hmm...who would I switch with? There's so many people...things...I'd love to be! Let's see...I've always wanted to be Spongebob, even from the very first episode. I mean, he lives in a pineapple under the sea, for crying out loud! Who doesn't want that?? And he gets to live next to an Easter Island Tiki Head! A dream come true. Also, he's just so blissfully ignorant to everything bad that goes on around him. And because he's so happy-go-lucky, nothing ever bad happens to him. But when it does, everything just seems to unfold rightly on its own, even despite his idiocy making it worse. And, he has a starfish for a best friend, who is just as wonderfully stupid. And in every episode, they get in some kind of ironically funny pickle, and by the end of the episode, despite all of the weird things they do and all of the freakouts they have, the problem gets solved on its own somehow. If I could solve all of my problems by freaking out or doing weird things, I don't think I'd have a care in the world.

Another person (that is actually a person) I would love to switch places with would soooooooo be Helena Bonham Carter. She is one of my favorite actresses, always playing the kind of creepy side-kick to the big baddy. Plus, she played Mrs. Lovett, the best character from an awesome movie, Sweeney Todd, which happens to be my current obsession. Alongside Johnny Depp, no less! And she's in many other movies with him, which would be stellar for me, because he's one of my favorite actors as well. Edward Scissorhands, anyone? How about Ichabod Crane? Gotta love Johnny. But wait! This is supposed to be about HBC. Whoops. Funny how Depp always seems to steal the spotlight.
Anyhow...if I am ever an actress (which I doubt very much), I'd want to be like Bonham Carter. I mean, I'm not saying "Ooh, she's amazing, I want to be just like her someday!" I'm just saying, if I were ever an actress I'd want to be the kind of funny-and-awesome-in-a-creepy-kind-of-way actress. I love those roles. There's just so much you can do with them! For instance, Mrs. Lovett from Sweeney Todd is played in a different way by each of the women that have played her. Angela Lansbury makes her seem very motherly, but in a creepy way. Patti LuPone turns her into a total diva, but in a creepy way. Helena Bonham Carter makes her very creepy, but in a creepy way. Bonham Carter definetely has all the roles that I would want if I were in movies such as the ones she is in. Bellatrix Lestrange? Who doesn't want to be an almost-but-not-quite-inanely insane, highly-respected-just-because-she's-so-weird-and-freakishly-crazed sidekick to a Dark Lord named VOLDEMORT (what a stellar name!) with slits for a nose, red eyes, and a really really cool snake?? WHO DOESN'T? People who don't like those kind of roles, I guess. But I do! And Bonham Carter plays them amazingly well.

Well, we've got like no time left, but I guarentee I'll probably be editing this later and adding in how I'd also like to be a character from Harry Potter. Magic? Wands? Fizzing Whizbees? Now that's the life.

switching places

Our name is Gregory. We live in a barrel in Poland. If we had to switch places with someone else, it would be hard to choose, but we guess the person we would switch with would be Zack Dunn (aka. safety monkey). There are many reasons for this switch. these are:

1. he is so awesome that he is famous even in Poland.
2. we dislike his smell. it is much too good, and we want him to feel the pain of living in a barrel and smell like old cheese.
3. He has so many awesome friends and we want friends too.
4. we want him to meet Yrogerg, our head-friend.
5. Yrogerg wants to switch, too!
6. He is smart. we want to be smart like him. we finally figured out that 2+2 is "i would like to invade poland" (according to ali's blog) (Ali here - it's actually a quote from the German "The Millionaire Show" from "Whose Line is it Anyway?" just thought you should know) and we are almost as smart as him now!
87. i want a life where i can be free from the rule of Rudolf Hitler.
eleventeen. i want to be able to have chocolate milk everyday!
137.
10000030500230000400070050089000gh000. he has a wonderful family that loves him. I want love, too! I love you, Gregory.!Thank you, Yrogerg!

Politics

OKAY!

Republicans
As of 1:40 am EDT, 96% of all precincts had reported. The votes were as follows:
John McCain with 37% of the vote and an estimated 4 delegates;
Mitt Romney with 32% of the vote and an estimated 3 delegates;
Mike Huckabee with 11% of the vote and an estimated 0 delegates.

Democrats
As of 3:00 am EST, 96% of all precincts had reported. The votes were as follows:
Hillary Clinton with 39% of the vote and an estimated 9 delegates;
Barack Obama with 37% of the vote and an estimated 9 delegates;
John Edwards with 17% of the vote and an estimated 4 delegates.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Hampshire_primary%2C_2008

So, these are the results, just for reference. I knew the rsults for the democrats, but didn't know 2nd and 3rd place for the republicans. Anyway, I think that these results mean several things. First of all, the polls are no way to judge who will win. Additionally, it means that this this race is still open to change. It is still anybody's game.

I follow politics because they interest me. I love to learn things, and there is an endless amount to learn in the game of politics. This primary is at least a good thing for McCain. He needs the points so that he can rise above the other republicans. He doesn't have such a distinct advantage, like Clinton and Obama do over their party, so the win in NH will be of great benefit to him.

By the way, a little off topic, but I use BBC for the majority of my news. It is highly organized and covers a vast array of topics. It has even composed FAQ sheets so you can understand the basics of things like politics, global warming, and Iran.

Anyway, I personally have no definite favorite in the race. Obama agrees with me on most issues, but he has several lacklust characteristics. For example, he has a notable lack of experience in the field of politics and he smokes. Okay, big woop. No! He is supposed to be setting an example for America, being a leader. One who currently smokes and used to use illegal drugs is not settling a very good example. Not to bash him, though. I like his views, so he would probably be my vote, could I vote. I don't really like Clinton because she is so extremist liberal. Her health-care plans are a little extreme as well. However, I think that she gets a lot of votes simply because she is a woman and other women will support her, no matter her beliefs.

On the republicans... Well, there are not many conservative beliefs that I support, so the main thing that appeals from the republican party is their endorsement of free enterprise.

While sometimes difficult, one must remember than none of these candidates are evil. All of them believe they can lead America to success, and while some may be more successful, selfish, or selfless than others, one must strive to remember that the race for presidency is rooted in the desire for the betterment of the United States.

(To be continued, maybe)

~Tyler

If I could switch places...

If I could switch places, I would have to switch places with....... Andrew Fasoldt.

I would love that because whenever he struck out, He would smash his bat against the dugout wall. I mean, that was the most contact he had all year!!!!!! And, If I could switch with him, I would be able to give up 11 runs every inning. And, if I was Andrew, I would learn some new words that I can't say in this post. And after the game, I could ride home to Andrew's mansion, in his dad's 1657 b.c. mustang. And then, I could change into one of the 3,000,000 pairs of pants tht he has, and chill in his crib.

Peace,
christian

BTW> Faz I'm just playing.

If I were anyone...

I would want to switch with...
Rory from Gilmore Girls!!!

I love her because she has such a great life. She has an awesome mother, who is like her best friend. She has a great best friend, Lane. She lives in a great town, (or did) before she went to Yale). I would want to be her when she was still in high school. In her town, their is so much excitement. They have carnivals, movie nights, and all-night dance contests. To me, it just seems like the perfect little town, even thought the people in the town are a little crazy (but that makes it exciting). She can always count on the people in the town. It seems so safe also. They just walk everywhere, including to the diner every morning to get lots of coffee (I love coffee!).
The diner is Luke's and Luke is a great friend to Lorelai (Rory's mother) and Rory.
The relationship that Rory has with her mother is amazing. She had Rory when she was only 16, so they are close in age. Lorelai also named Rory after herself (Rory is short for Lorelai), so she has such a great name. Rory and her mother have so much fun together and can talk about anything.
Rory is also very intelligent and ambitious. She knows that she wants to go to an Ivy league school and become a journalist. I love that she has a plan and knows what she wants to do. She is the kind of person who could change the world if she wanted to.
Rory is beautiful and everyone likes her. I like how she does not try to be in the "popular crowd" and usually just wears jeans and a tee-shirt.
Even though Rory also has problems and breakdowns, she always gets through them with the help of her family and town. She has more time than I do to have fun.
I am not going to write a story because the show is the story. I would want to live how she lives in the show.
I would only like to be Rory for a year or less. Even though she has a great life, I would miss my own life too much :)

if you could switch places....

If I could switch places with someone I would probably switch places with my cousin. She's only nine and she is really care-free. She barely has a care in the world and she lives her life the way she wants to. She doesnt care what other people think about her. I would trade with her for a week just to see how she lives. I would go through her day the way she usually would and see what it is like. She is such a happy kid and I would love to be her. The only drama she has is when someone cuts her in line. She doesnt have to worry about the troubles of high school and the drama that there is. I also think it would be so much fun to go back to 3rd grade. I loved being a little kid and just having fun. I know that she has a lot of fun at school and she has many friends. I think it would be weird to go to a different elementary school and see the kids that she hangs out with. She also plays soccer and I havent played soccer in a long time so that would be cool too. Another thing that would be cool is to have my aunt and uncle as a mom and dad. They are really cool and I would love to see what it is like to live with them. I would love to switch places with my cousin for a week!

Harry Potter is someone i have always been extremly interested in. If i had the oppertunity to switch places with Harry i would gladly accept. I know it seems like a bad decision, him having the prophecy and all, but besides that, hes a cool kid. I would love to be able to do magic and be the best wizard of my generation. I think being able to fly on a broom would be an awesome sport. Although there is alot of dark aspects to Harry's life, I would love to experience the wizarding culture. I also think switching with Bill Gates would be cool. Im not saying i am extremely materialistic becuase he has alot of money, but i do think it would be cool to be able to live the way he does. He is also a very generous person who donates much of his money. Although i think switching with these people would be cool, i am happy being andrew fasoldt.

Switchyroo

If i could switch places with someone it would be with you Mrs. Gaboury. You are such a good teacher and i would be as good as and pretty as you. I also would love to get paid as much as you do for being a highly educated individual in this society we call home. ☺.

Once upon a lovely time. there was this teacher was's name was Mrs. Gaboury and she was very smart. One day it was the first day of school and in walks this amazingly handsome kid names Morgan Stampfli. However, before Mrs. Gaboury and all the other girls in the class, like fortin, got over his amazingly handsome handsomness, he screamed and jumped out the window. What a loss for all the girls in Mrs. Gaboury's english class to know that Morgan Stampfli just jumnped out a window. Then one day, a.k.a. the next English class, he came back and sat down at his desk. Then I, Mrs. Gaboury, gave him an A+ for the rest of the year.

Traveling

I cant think of anyone that i would like to trade places with in particular, but if i could pick someone to trade places in general it would be someone that got to travel any where they wanted at any time. If this ever came true i would most like trade places indefinetly. This is because i absolutly love traveling, but unfortunatly i dont get to do alot of it. The thing i would do first is take a trip over seas, i dont care where as long as it is across the ocean, but Japan would be my first choice. It would be even better if the person i switched with could also travel through time. Not only would i be able to go anywhere in the world but i would also be able to see what that place is like at an point in time, even if it hasn't happened yet. Of course i would have to learn alot of languages if i planned to travel alot, but i think that would be fun. This is because i find other languages and cultures very interesting and hope to learn as much about them as i can.

Switching Places/politics

If I could switch places with anyone I wanted it would be with Carrie Underwood. I would want to switch with her because alot of people know her so I could help influence people to donate or help out with charities. If I was her I would be famous enough to be known when I do something without having all of the bad publicity following me around. Also, I could help out with environmental issues and I might be able to convince others to help out.
I love to travel and I could go to different places around the world and see countries I've always wanted to visit. I would be able to go to Australia, Europe, and New Zealand. After I was done visiting and helping out charities I would probably want to be myself again.
I try to pay attention to politics and what is going on in our government but speeches bore me. It is a little tough to find out information but this is my basic idea. I really want to see a woman president in office, but they have to be really good or else people won't vote for women again, and I don't think Hillary Clinton is that person. This election I want Obama to win because I think he is a good canadite and its time we had an african-american president.

Switching Lives (by Ali) (and Eduardo)

If I could switch lives with anyone, I suppose one of my choices might be Suzy Turquoise Blue from the Keys to the Kingdom series by Garth Nix. She rocks, and I like her top hat. Also, living in the House would be amazing, because you can do anything you want to - battle pirates, fly, and talk to disembodied eyebrows. Unfortunately, the etiquette lessons from Dame Primus would be a horrible drag.

However, my FIRST choice would be to switch with......EDUARDO! You know, Mrs. Gaboury, the guy from my Territory #2 that can do anything (except eat a crowbar)? If any of you guys want to read the first chapter (if you haven't already), head over to apundefined.blogspot.com and scroll down a bit - it's there. Anyway, Eduardo has amazing adventures (which I make up), along with a spunky sidekick named Antoinette, a loyal chinchilla, and a little cranky comrade who shoots people in the eyes with lemon juice (who has a pair of twin penguins named Pickles and Marshall - Marshall wears glasses). Also, I think it would be cool to have my adventures (as Eduardo) written by Eduardo(as me). Hmmm, maybe I'll write a lil' ol' story here.

Eduardo was standing. In a puddle. A rather large one, actually. Wondering why? So was I, until I thought of a reason. Eduardo, dear readers, had......itchy feet. And, as most people know, itchy feet are a telltale sign of Hey, I'm About to Be Switched With Someone Else disease. As Eduardo already knew this (he knows everything, remember?), he was wondering who was about to take over his body and abnormal powers. Of course, he already knew this tidbit of information too, but wondering is more fun. Suddenly, a blinding flash lit up the air. Could this be it?


No.


"Odd time for a lightning storm," muttered Antoinette. Eduardo wholeheartedly agreed.
Eduardo and Antoinette continued to stand around for awhile. Many things happened, but they were all extremely boring, except for one interesting thing. This thing was Eduardo and Antoinette's first-row view of a bird turning into a copy of Tolstoy's War and Peace. Then, out of the blue, a giant flag woven out of nose hair appeared out of nowhere and wrapped Eduardo up. There was a sort of lame fizzling noise, and suddenly Alison realized that she was standing next to Antoinette in a random desert. And for some reason, her feet were wet. Eduardo found himself sitting in front of a computer in Room 103 of Averill Park High School. Eduardo suddenly wondered (mostly for fun) Hey! Why the flying fraction am I a high school girl?

To be continued........

Love,
Eduardo (who is currently stuck in a very annoying place)

To switch....

If I were to switch places with a personI think I woulsd like to switch places with Kat from a show named LA Ink. She is a tattoo artist and is really good at it. I love to watch her show. She started on ashow called Miami Ink but she got fired and started her own show.

I would only want to be in her shoes for about a week because her life is insane. I would want to switch with her because i have an odd obsetion with tattoos and think that they are a symbol of who you are. Also they show differents parts of your live and are always there to remind you of what you have done. AnywayI also like her crew that she hired and think that she live and perspective is interesting. But unlike her I can take pain ...... she has many tattoos but hates to have them done because she doesn't like the pain.


Also I might want to be Sarah from Labryinth. Her little brother got taken by the goblin king that killed Chuck Noris!(lol sorry Frank) She is strong and faces her fears to get her brother back. She also meets some strang faces along the way. This is like my favorite movie. I wish that i could meet all the creatures that she did. Ok so if you haven't seen the movie I am making no sense to you (sorry). Ok that's it.

Switching Places!

If I could switch places with anyone I think it would be Norma Jean [Marilyn Monroe], but an alive version, of course. She was really smart and no one really knew it. I would switch places with her for as long as it would take for everyone to realize that she was intelligent and had a lot of potential. Marilyn Monroe is my idol. I can see that she was actually a good person. She tried so hard. She wanted everyone to see the real her, and I would love to make her wish a reality.

If I didn't switch places with her I would switch places with Cinderella and show those evil step sisters and step mother that they can't push me around! I wouldn't put up with all the things they would make me do. But I'd have to until I meet the Prince and then the dancing begins. Then my shoe would fall off. It would only fit me. Then he would know we were meant to be together. It's a cute little story.

But I'm comfortable with just being myself right now. I want to go to a really good college. Then I want to become a journalist, then an editor for the New York Times and live with Cait, Nina and Bridget in Manhatten until I meet some rad boy and we fall and love and such. Yes, very ambitious goals, but if I want it enough, I can make it happen. And I most def. want it enough. I want that to happen with every fiber of my being. I also have a lot of absolutely amazing friends, I'm Nina's cute baby lion, I sit at the angelic table in art where we talk about the Prince with Magical Hair named Oreo, I have an obsession with The Rocky Horror Picture Show with Caitlyn, there is delicious coffee in this world [yum yum], I'm Supergirl and I save the world every night with Batwoman, we've got music and movies, my family is dank and there's so much more great things in this world. So I'm good with my life. But if I could switch just for a little while with someone, it would be Marilyn Monroe or Cinderella. Yayyyyy. Kay byebye. Have a lovely day.

Katie Schultz

If I could switch places with anyone I would probably switch places with Paris Hilton. Not because I like or admire her in any way because i don't. The reason why I would switch places with her is because she is famous and has alot of money so if I was her I would to try to use that money to do something good. I would get on Tv and try to convince people to help the environment. I would also donate alot of her(my) money to charities that help the poor, the environtment, and education. I would also sing and write songs that send good messgaes and about peace and happiness.

Here's a little stoey about if I was Paris Hilton. Well actually not a story itts a radio station.
Radio- " Today in the news Paris Hiltons new album "Save the Environment" is on sale today. It is full of songs about protecting the Earth. In other news on Paris Hilton... she just adopted formerly abused animals from then shelter, and has a new clothes line coming out soon with clothes that promote peace .

Politics- I some times follow politics, but not all the time. Right now I am following politics because i think it is important to know who is running for president, even though I can't vote yet. I would like to see a woman president but I don't think that Hillary Clinton is the right one.

If I could be...

To be able to switch places with anyone in the world...what a chance that would be! If I could do this, I would become Aeriel from the Little Mermaid! I would want to be Aeriel because being a mermaid would be so fun--- swimming around in the sea with all the animals, talking to them, singing under water, and then falling in love with a prince and becoming a princess! It would be magical, and wonderful, plus, she has rockin' red hair. I would want to be Aerial for two weeks. That way, I get the mermaid way of life, enjoy myself, but can still go back to being me (maybe I could bring the prince with me, just incase the boyfriend I have now doesn't work out).


If I only had one day to be Aerial, it might be like this...


I am swimming at the ocean with my family over summer vacation when all of a sudden, I am pulled down to the bottom of the ocean by a stong force. I scream and try to push myself up to the surface, but I can't. Then I notice...MY LEGS ARE GONE! In place of legs is a tail with shiny scales that glitter as the sun beams down into the ocean. But my fin is caught under a rock. Then Sabastian and Flounder come to save me! I love my new friends, they talk to me, and tell me what is going on.

"You are no longer Kelly, you are Aerial...and you will live her life for one day."

I loved it, I swam around and sang with the fish, and experienced pure joy until...

Urcella, yes, it was her! She came to me and she offered me a chance to go on land...I needed to meet the prince so I agreed. But I forgot, I don't have my voice anymore. It is so hard to get someone to fall in love with you when you can't even talk to them. This is where the story changes quite a bit...

I grabbed the prince and brought him to the place where my family was vacationing earlier that day. We swam to the same part of the ocean, and that same force pushed us down to the bottom. This time he was frightened, but I held him and told him to trust me. Then I got my tail back and he got a tail too! We kissed under water (YAY!). We are in love.

Then I wake up. It was all a dream. The vacation, becoming a mermaid, the prince...everything.

My phone rings and when I answer it, it is Zach, my real prince...and it still feels like I'm dreaming.

Who would I be?

If i could switch places with someone it would be Bill Gates. For starters I like to work with computers and having that much money has to be great. I could get almost anything i wanted and all my friends would live in my mansion. Plus I think the expirence of working with a huge corperation like microsoft would be a good expirence. I would switch places till i didnt feel like being rich(aka never). I would travel the world and see new things. One main thing that i would love to do is see new technology. I would love to invent things and use them. The only problem is that ive heard stories of people who won the lotto and their lifes become worse because of it. If i could become as rich as Bill Gates with my hard work then I dont think I would have that problem.
"THERES NO WAY!!!" I screamed as I lost a game of Halo 4, which i designed. Frusterated I turned off the 1 billion inch tv and left the room. With my gps i was able to find one of my 20 kitchens on the first floor. Grabbing a 4 pack of Monster, Doritoe's and an all american sub, i left for my fencing court. After fencing practice, I slept in my triple kings sized bed. Then it was off to the pool on the first floor. "Your a dork" was all I got out of Chuck Norris(Frank Houser) today. He should be happy, i got him some martial arts videos! to be a body guard, hes paid 1 million an hour. Isnt that enough? Im going to Kat ( Katie Goodermote) to get a tribal tatoo on my arm. I made the design of the tatoo myself. All of a sudden Marylin Monroe (Emily R) breaks through the wall and pulls out a gun. Stunned I cried "CHUCK NORRIS HELP ME!!!!!!!".... TA DA Chuck arrives on the scean. "POW" "Umph!" "KABLAM" was all that I heard as Chuck beat the snot out of Marylin. To finish her off he roundhouse kicked her in the face. "Thanks Chuck!" i said as i walked toward him. "Dork" was all i heard as he strolled down the hall. Half an hour later I passed the sparring room and i saw the perfect roundhouse kick by Chuck on Jasmine (Alexis) "EAT IT" Im sending Chuck on an assasination assignment to kill the CEO of Apple and blow the company up. My reasons for this is the Mac commercials hurt my feelings and the man scares me when he starts talking about the next Ipod. THE ZUNE IS BETTER!!!!! That is one day of my Bill Gates life.

If I Could be Anyone......

If I could switch places with anyone, it would be with our current president, George Bush. Then I could resign from office, as him, and switch back to me. Then I would switch with Dick Cheney to stop him from becoming president so that Nancy Pulossi could become president. She would be our first woman president. If I were to do this, it would be for the good of the people, but if I were to switch with anyone just for myself, it would be Jasmine from Aladin. I could fly and sing with a magnificent voice, on a magic carpet. Also, I would be friends with the Jini, and I would be a princess and live in a beautiful castle with the hershey kiss rooves. I would even have a pet tiger, Rajah, that would eat anybody who tried to break inor hurt me, even Chuck Norris!

***One day in the life of Jasmine***

I would wake up in the morning to Rajah licking my face. I would be in a huge canaped bed, with a gorgeous view of the city and afternoon sun (no waking up at 6:30 for me!). Aladin and the Jini would be there to fly me to brunch on the magic carpet. Then, all of a sudden, Jafar appears and traps me in a time glass, that begins to cover me with sand. I beat on the glass, terrified, but Aladdin is preocupied, trying to defeat Jafar who has transformed himself into an enourmous snake. I conitnue to beat on the glass, but the sand is up to my neck... my chin.... aaaahhhhhh I can't breathe. Then everything goes black. When I wake up I'm in my bed again, I wonder if it was just a bad dream. Then Aladdin rushes in covered in cuts and bruises. I'm filled with concern, but he tells me he is okay, and that he has defeated Jafar, that we are safe now. We kiss and everyone celebrates. YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!

switch places

If i could switch places with anyone in the whole world i would want to switch places with Hilary Duff. I would switch with places with Hilary Duff because she is nice and famous and i would want to be famous of course. She is caring and loves animals. She helps the animals out because there are homless. I would enjoy doing this and also being famous. i would switch places with her for 1 month becuase i think thats just enough time to be living her lifestyle. I think being famous isnt all that great either because paparazitti always follows you around. (thats how Princess Diana died) (i dont want that to happen to me). i would travel all around the world because she has money and it wouldnt be mine that i was wasting. i would go see the things that i never saw before like Africa! i would go there to help the kids with AIDS. I would have the money to donate to their funds.

I don't follow pollitics because i am not interested in them. I think watching pollitical television is really boring and sometimes i even fall asleep. i care about who our president is but its not like i can vote now so it doesnt really matter to me.Later in life i will follow pollitics because i will have a vocie in the matter. personally i would like to see either an african american to win or the women but i heard that the women is behind and not very good.


-kristin bradley

Switchyroo

If I could switch places with anyone I would switch with I would be God. I would be God because he rules everything and people worship me and I would not have to do anything. I would basically inherit the world. I would also switch with him because he does not die and determines who gets in heaven and I would not let people in who I do not like. I would switch with God forever and ever. I would control the world and I would live in heaven and control the world. I would go back in time so I made the world invincible and Global Warming and all the bad stuff will not happen.

Once upon a time a really cool kid named Jimmy Waterous was walking around and a Genie came out of the bottle I was holding. And he was like "You may have 3 wishes." So Jimmy said "I want 1000 more wishes." The Genie named Morgan said "Cheapo," and bowed his head and doing the wish was granted. Now Jimmy was thinking thinking really hard. And he said "I wish to be Go." Morgan was like "Ok whatever," bowed his head and doing the wish has granted. Now Jimmy was God he could do anything he wanted and he had Morag with 998 wishes left. Jimmy was ready to control everything and dominate the world and heaven. So Jimmy said "I wish that Global Warming and everything that could destroy the world away and never be able to happen." Morgan said "Whateve," bowed his head and doing the wish was granted. Jimmy was like this is sicknasty and now was ready to make sure the world would last forever so he could control everybody forever. So Jimmy went on being God forever and controlled the world and heaven and made sure there was nothing bad happening to America but did not care about other countries because they do not matter. THE END!!!!!!!

Happy new year

I do not think we need other peopels aproval for what we do on our lives....what you do with your life should be up to you and not up to your peirs.

I think it is difuclt to be your own person and make your voice herd. When you are trying to make a stand is dificult because everyone is doing somthing difernt and trying to pull you in a difernt direction. But I think it si very important to make your stand and do what you think is right.

I think it is important to respect others when they are making a stand even through it might not be right. I think it is ok to talk and question them and ask qusestions, but it is not cool to just straigh tout put tam down.... thaty si wrong, I get in alot of dipates and arguments with peopel about poltics and religion, but I respect people who actually form a view and are willing to stand up for it.

If we do not stand for somthing, I do belive we will fall for anything. It is important to make a stand for what you belive in or your views will just conform to those around you, and at times that can be bad

I try to make freinds that belive thte sma e way I do so I am not copompletly alonw with my views, but my family is a very ig support for me. My famly also helps me stay true to my belifs, we are always encourging eachother to stay dtrong in whaat we belive in.

montag came inton trouble with his books and he made a weak stand, and when trouble came he ran away. I do not like this, I thought he should have stayed and have been willing to die for his belifs, he should have stayed and made his stand.

2007!!!

Sorry, my posts keep coming late. I keep missing class due to lessons and such, so I have to finish my blogs at home and I don’t get to them until later.

2007...it was pretty great. If I could choose one word to sum it all up I would choose change. I have change not only my appearance (not a lot), but I have changed my view on life and friends very much.

It is hard to remember everything from 2007, but I'll try...

I was in the school play in 8th grade. I had a blast and made a lot of new friends. It built my confidence to have a pretty big role. I played Louise, the owner of the Luncheonette. I have so many memories, from the waitress costume to the cast party.

At the end of 8th grade, finals almost killed me, but I ended up getting good grades on all of my tests. I was especially proud of myself for getting a very high score on the earth science regents exam. And then graduation and formal were great experiences. I had fun in 8th grade.

Summer was awesome! I went to Skye Farm camp where I experienced for myself a lesson that was taught to me for many years. I learned to not judge a book by it's cover. There was a girl at camp who at first glance looked like a mean, to herself person. She dressed in a lot of black and I thought that she would be weird. Was I ever wrong!! Lorelai is the nicest, funniest person I have ever met. She was so much fun to be with. She made our group so much fun. I will never forget her! On the other hand, a girl who looked nice turned out to be very annoying. But, I ended up making 3 new friends. I really hope to see them again sometime. Skye farm made me realize that you really have to get to know a person before you judge them. It also reminded me that there are so many different kinds of people in this world (for Steph: Cube, Brett, the counselor from England, the little (smart and fun) kids who came to the cookout). I also went to dance camp over the summer and made even more friends. It reminded me that dance is hard work (right Maddie?), but also a lot of fun!! I had so many great, fun times over the summer.

Around the beginning of the school year, a new family moved in next door. There are two little boys and the mother is pregnant with a little girl. I’m very excited because I hope I am babysit them a lot. I love children. I am excited about the new baby too. I babysit for a little girl and a little boy. I was able to see the boy grow up to where he is now (2-years-old). It was very exciting to see him learn new things, like crawling and walking and talking (saying my name for the first time!!!) Now I hope I can do the same with the new little girl.

Then, there was high school...a different school, different teachers, and different experience. I was not as worried to go into high school as I was to go into middle school, but I was nervous. It is a lot of work, but I am doing pretty well.

I also participated in tennis, which I had never played before. I hadn’t even played a school sport before. I liked tennis and will play it again next year. I have so many memories, both good and bad, from tennis. But, overall I am glad I decided to take tennis.

I definitely questioned my friendships after a fight. I realized that Steph is like my soul sister and we are totally psychic and can read each others minds. I also realized that I have other friends who are not so nice to me behind my back and whom I cannot trust.

I am very happy with my life. If I were to choose a song to sum up my whole year, I would choose the song “Makes Me Happy” by Drake Bell. (I love this song.) This year really has made me happy. I look back at it and remember all of the great times. I also remember the bad times, but know that I was able to get through them with the help of my friends and family. I can’t wait for all of the great times to come in 2008!!!