switching places

Our name is Gregory. We live in a barrel in Poland. If we had to switch places with someone else, it would be hard to choose, but we guess the person we would switch with would be Zack Dunn (aka. safety monkey). There are many reasons for this switch. these are:

1. he is so awesome that he is famous even in Poland.
2. we dislike his smell. it is much too good, and we want him to feel the pain of living in a barrel and smell like old cheese.
3. He has so many awesome friends and we want friends too.
4. we want him to meet Yrogerg, our head-friend.
5. Yrogerg wants to switch, too!
6. He is smart. we want to be smart like him. we finally figured out that 2+2 is "i would like to invade poland" (according to ali's blog) (Ali here - it's actually a quote from the German "The Millionaire Show" from "Whose Line is it Anyway?" just thought you should know) and we are almost as smart as him now!
87. i want a life where i can be free from the rule of Rudolf Hitler.
eleventeen. i want to be able to have chocolate milk everyday!
137.
10000030500230000400070050089000gh000. he has a wonderful family that loves him. I want love, too! I love you, Gregory.!Thank you, Yrogerg!