Lemur Man

If i would could have a superpower, i would have the abiltiy to control lemurs. Think of it, i could command them to overwhelm any enemy with their leaping prowess. No one could stop me! And when the emeies powers are just too strong, i could call my lemurs to me and form a living suit of lemurs. Ha ha ha! Madagascarwould also be my home base, since its covered in dense jungle and filled with the 1337 LEMURS OF DOOM! Ha ha ha! Contrary to the rest of the League of Idiots, i am quite evil, though my lemurs know CPR, helping Sarah from certain doom. Of course, i create the League of Evil Lemurs which James joins.


My story is one of hate and deceit. From the far reaches of Madagascar, i was born among amongst the humans but left to die with a pack of ring-tailed lemurs. They decided to treat me as one of their own, and in turn i taught them many things. I now ahve utter control over all lemurs and lemur related products, using them for my advantage. I was also taken into the League of Idiots, whom are quite accurately named. I subsequently left, but not before saving one of my previous cohort's life. My lemur leaped out and gave CPR to her just before she died, thus letting her stay among the living. Since then, i have created the League of Evil Lemurs, which Margeret: The Cripple in Time or what he likes to be called: Hamster of the Time Wheel, has joined. He creates time holes, letting my Tom Clancy-clad lemur spies gain important knowledge on my enemies. HA HA HA! Together we are unstoppable.


Morosely,
Neil Myers