Super powers(a little perverted as said by Mrs. Gaboury)

If i could have any super powers it would be to fly, eternal youth and x-ray vision. As a teenage boy you can only imagine why i would want x-ray vision in a school full of hott girls. I would want to fly, so when Jimmy Watrous flys over traffic to make his conquest of the world faster, i would be able destroy him. I would want eternal youth so i could have these powers forever and never get old.

In a world where jimmy watrous wants to take over the world...
There is only 1 man who can stop him.
His name is the Stampfinator, While Jimmy is taking over the world with his army of zombies, i would gather my army of teletubbies. We will great battles over who gets to eat the last sandwhich.

One day as i was strolling along in my gicantic kingdom of the world that Jimmy doesnt own. The evil dictator/sandwhich eater/jimmbo, was seen..

Stealing candy from a little baby, it was a lollipop, oh he couldnt resist its strawberry flavor.

The baby cried! that was all it took to dive in and take the lollipop away from him. All of a sudden a sudden lollipop withdrawel, he summoned his army of flesh eating, also sandwhich stealing zombies. That was all it took for me to break out my kung fu teletubbies and take the fight to him. My teletubbies pwned him. Pwned him bad. We sent The jimmbo, or the waterous (as called by The Duff) running all the way home.

All of a sudden a very very very very very very attractive girl came walking down the street, and with my x-ray vision...well thats a story for another day.

Morgan Stampfli, a.k.a. NOOBS